Well... so here's what... Getting old sucks ASS!!!!

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Friday, June 28, 2013
Soooo.... wow. What a crazy couple of weeks for me. Aforementioned serious health problems reached full on crisis mode last week. I was diagnosed with high blood pressure in May and have been trying to get it under control for almost 6 weeks now with not much luck. After 3 trips to the ER and a 2 day hospital stay last week I think we are making some progress!!! I have been so frustrated, depressed, anxious, pissed off and just generally off kilter and not dealing with any of it very well. Couple that with the fact that the ex-douche bag reappeared on father's day from his hiatus in Mexico to play Disneyland Dad for awhile and there you have it... blood pressure that scared the crap out of all of the medical professionals that saw it... and me. I say me because I look like a normal, healthy 42 year old... Ok I'm a little  a lot fat but so is most of the western world!!! And when I go to walmart there are a lot of folks who look far worse than me, at least in my opinion. But I lost 12 lbs since Mother's Day... yep, count em'. That's a dozen folks!! And I quit smoking to boot! Well apparently just in the nick of time cause my body is still quite angry at me for being such an irresponsible stupid hooker for all of these years and abusing it. But.... I am getting better. I am. I will. I must.

I am tracking everything I put into my mouth cause now I have to deal with another devil called sodium. Which, by the by, is found in surprisingly massive mounts in everything we eat! Oh wait, let me rephrase that, everything we like to eat and that tastes good! Dammit!! I have been completely sidelined from tennis until we get this under control which totally bites big time... I miss it. And also had to put the shred on the back burner just temporarily. But soon I should be good to go again. I can walk leisurely now but that's it. I was thinking about hitting up one of the old men in my cardiologists waiting room yesterday for a leisurely walking date. Yeah... talk about depressing... being the youngest, hottest person in the waiting room by about 40 years!

Anyway that about sums up my entire 2 weeks. Oh and one more thing, I do believe I got dumped (kinda sorta) again. This time by another guy I have been talking to on and off for 6 months. I invited him over for a drink the other night after work as he said he was going to be near my house and I owed him a beer from a bet. Haven't heard much from him since. About 3 one word answers to my txts as a matter of fact. So, in a nutshell, I am pretty sure he thought I was inviting him over for a little schnick schnack because I spent the better part of the hour fending him off and swatting his hands away from my hoo-ha... over a corona light. Now we did do a little makin out and it was fun but good lawd... what the hell... I can't invite someone over for a drink at 6:00 in the evening without them thinkin we gonna throw down the minute we meet??? Well good riddance. I swear I am about to give up on all the crazy idiots out there! More tales from the online dating world to come I am sure!

So that's the scoop for now...
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