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If You Really Knew Me...

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Friday, May 24, 2013

If you really knew me...
... you'd know I love hearts, or anything in the shape of a heart...
... you'd know my hair is really curly I just flat iron the shit out of it every day...
... you'd know I hate feet, all feet, even my kids feet...blech...gross...
... you'd know I love to sleep with the window cracked so it's a little chilly and good for snuggling up...

...you'd know my 3 children are my greatest acheivements...
...you'd know never to bitch in the morning, I will cut you...
...you'd know I remember everything, I sometimes act like I don't remember shit because people will think I am a freak...
...you'd know that I went to Catholic school from K-12th grade... in a uniform...
...you'd know that when I hear the National Anthem at an event tears well up in my eyes and I want to back hand the people that don't stand, put their hand on their heart or take their hat off...

...you'd know that I believe in ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't live without each other love...
...you'd know that I regret not getting my masters in Architecture...

...you'd know that my Grandmothers are the women I miss most in my life...
...you'd know that I love to cook, especially with other women in the kitchen, just something about it feels nice...
...you'd know that one of my favorite things about a man are his hands, especially holding mine or resting his on the small of my back...

... you'd know that I love the smell of gasoline, it's a Motor City thing I guess...
... you'd know that I loved being pregnant, every time, even the time it didn't work, just loved it...
...you'd know that I love the smell of a fresh cut pumpkin, would stick my head in the damn thing if I could and breathe for days...
...you'd know that I bleed Garnet and Gold...
...you'd know that the sight of a man in uniform can bring me to my knees...ummm...yeah literally... 

...you know that I love Detroit and I am a girl from the D...
...you'd know that I think my Dad is the greatest man on the planet...

...you'd know that if I ever get married again it'll be barefoot on a beach, in a little white dress with flowers in my hair, no tuxedos, tiaras or diamonds, just me and him...
...you'd know that I talk about sex and cuss way too much...

...you'd know that my brother is my best guy friend... like ever...
...you'd know that I fidget and have a hard time sitting still...
...you'd know that I am not really a big fan of kids unless they are mine, or infants, I love a fresh, new baby...

...you'd know that my Mom and I are polar opposites but she is my hero...
...you'd know that I like tight, clean fitted sheets, don't so much care about the blankets on top...

... you'd know that I prefer to stay home on New Year's Eve, not go out...
...you'd know that I cry in the shower, people can't hear you so much in there...
...you'd know that snapdragons are my favorite flower...
... you'd know that Christmas Eve is my favorite night of the holiday season...
...you'd know that if I ever hurt you and I didn't mean to I want to die inside I feel so bad...
...you'd know that I have a slight handbag and shoe obsession...
...you'd know that I want a tatoo but I am scared to get one by myself...
...you'd know that I don't spend much time thinking about the past, it's not useful...

...you'd know that my best girlfriends are my rock, every day...</

So here's what...

I keep saying I am coming back to this and 10 thousand other things... why do I do that???

Meat and veggies are good, back on the Paleo path. I am full of energy!!

The beach is brutal, why do I burn every year on the first go round?

I quit smoking, for realz this time. Done, done, done. I said it, shoot me if I'm lyin.

Men can be really awful and then they can be so sweet. We don't do that do we?

If you can't meet an internet pal with in 2 weeks of talking... don't bother. Give it up!!!

International texting is not included in unlimited txt package... Grrrrrrrrr. Dumbass.

Some days are good for double booking dates. Lunch and dinner paid for and cute company!

The mail is soooo slow when you are waiting for your divorce papers but the bills keep a comin.

It's a holiday weekend... wooo hooo!!!

I haven't smoked in 10 days... so put that in your pipe and smoke it:)