Humpday Confessions

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Wednesday, February 5, 2014

I'll just get right to it cause I am not in the mood for foreplay.

1. My Ex Douchebag made me cry at work today. CRY!!!! Granted it wasn't till after I hung up with him but I came very close to ruining two perfectly painted on smokey eyes before I got a grip on myself. 
GODFUCKINGDAMNNOGOODPIECEOFSHITLAZYASSMOFOWHATWASIEVERTHINKING.
I am slowly starting to regain composure and feel a bit better.


2. The song "Happy" by Pharrell Williams makes me want to stab someone. It reminds me of a stupid tampon commercial where everyone is so happy. No one is happy about tampons. I promise.
Listen to it and tell me I'm not right. Picture girls riding bikes in white pants... go

  Happy by Pharrell Williams on Grooveshark

3. I want to eat all of the things for lunch.


Let's just hope this day gets better or someone might die a slow and painful death. Sorry for the rant folks.

Hump this.

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7 comments on "Humpday Confessions"
  1. boo on your ex! that's a shitty thing to feel, esp at work because everyone knows that tears are not allowed at work. at least that's how it is here. just look at ryans face and pretend to hump it. then you'll feel better.

    thanks for linking up and hope your day gets better!!!

    kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  2. Well boo. Sorry you're having a crap day . . . I did giggle out loud at your declaration that you are not in the mood for foreplay. Hope your day improves my friend!

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  3. they are ex's for a reason. to try and cause us pain in our lives. If I could put mine 8 ft under without getting caught I would. that's just how bad i dislike him. and i can only imagine what you went thru with your ex. if it was any worse than what i went thru. it still haunts me now.
    hope your day gets better sweetie. dont let a jerk piss you off. and he's not worth your tears
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  4. Ugh why did you even have to talk to him? Thank goodness he is an ex!

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  5. Ex's suck! Next time you see him just kick him in the balls! :)

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  6. Bahahahahah... I love the song Happy!!!!
    Exes can be a REALLLL pain in the ass... sorry you felt shitty. :(

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  7. fuck the ex!! want me to kick him, I will!!!

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