Whats in Your Name?

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Thursday, February 13, 2014


Is anyone else obsessed with the Urban Dictionary? When I'm bored  lazy sometimes I just read the definitions because they are funny or I am looking for the perfect word for something or someone like dickwhistle or shexting for example. See... I bet none of you knew that shexting was a word... with a definition....

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.
Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay

I love how they use 2 girl names in the example. As if we would ever do this.

Anyway, the other day I stumbled upon the name section of the Urban Dictionary and of course immediately looked up my name and the names of every man I have ever been involved with. Much to my pleasant surprise The Urban Dictionary nailed it. The first definition of my name is pretty much the epitome of me. It made me smile from ear to ear, someone clearly got it right. I would have replaced bagels with wine though.  I thought "wow this is great, this is how the cool people percieve Amy's". See.... 

An amazing girl who can be seen as perfect in all ways, even though she'll never admit it. She is very beautiful, but remains in denial about her looks, even though she looks amazing even at the worst of times. She has an amazing personality(which matches her body in Beauty) and is instantly appealing, giving great first impression to others. She has lots of friends, and inspires them all with edgy and lovable spark which keeps them close for a lifetime. Not to mention it's ALWAYS interesting to talk to her with just about anything and everything! A talk with Amy can brighten anyone's mood, and leave them feeling very happy (except only when they have to stop and go to bed). She has a great love of food (especially bagels) and sense of humor and often makes up her own crazy words, which only makes you love her more! A day with Amy is never wasted, and when you experience this you realize that nothing else can ever be as fulfilling. From the point you meet and fall in love with her you realize you want to be with her for the rest of your life, and not a single experience is ever regretted.
"Wow, i can't believe i'm with Amy. I must be the luckiest guy in the world"

Guy1: Damn that girl's just so amazing!
Guy2: And perfect!
Guy3: She must be an Amy.

And then I kept reading, cause there were multiple definitions to follow. This one did not make me smile so much. I sort of mentally said "oh shit... really???? Come on now!!!!!!"

A mega slut that will steal your boyfriend in the blink of an eye. Normally has fake white hair and uses way to much hairspray. also usually thinks she is better than everyone and makes sure her boyfriend is whipped. watch out guys.
fake girls named amy

And then this... "Awwww Helllll Nawwwww"

An Amy is a bored housewife that has discovered that she can use Facebook to cheat on her husband. She keeps up the image of having a happy home but is building another one with some dude she met in Yoville.
Dude I found out that my wife pulled an AMY on me..she is cyber dating


There were several more but none quite as flattering as the first. And right on the money. Wait... did I already say that? I am also quite fond of the "word of the day" section so here is today's word... it's kind of a two-fer cause you got threelationship too.

FEB
13

A threelationship; a relationship with three partners
The throuple walked into the restaurant on Valentines Day
So google what it says your name means here and tell me if you got nailed or "Screwed with a capital F".



8 comments on "Whats in Your Name?"
  1. Read and weep: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=margie

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  2. hahaa!! this is great! I forgot about urban dictionary, and now I need to go enjoy it. for hours. Also, I feel the need to use the work shexting. Thank you!! (:

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  3. great.maybe i should check this urban dictionary out.

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  4. Shexting... bahahahahahaahhahahahah... oh man... I do this quite frequently!

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  5. i shext all the time. i also shweet (shit/tweet) and shinstagram (shit/instagram) on the regular. every morning at 8am in fact so if you see tweets/replies on IG at 8am, you know where i am. you're welcome

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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    1. Here you go!!

      Kate
      A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.
      1. I wish i was Kate.

      2. Kate is great.

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  7. I love my first one too, I've looked it up before and it's right on point. Especially the part about not hesitating to put her foot in someone's ass, that might actually be my favorite part.

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