Fave Urban Dictionary Words April Edition

Tuesday, April 15, 2014
So I haven't done an Urban Dictionary post in awhile and honestly there have been some really great words we have missed. Take today's word for example...

A person that will do anything for food.

Someone that is always around where food is.
You are such a food whore , you smelled food and you got her ASAP.

In a nutshell this describes me. And in honor of my very repeated recent vow renewal to live a healthier life and shed some tonnage I thought we should all start here. Because I think most of us have a little bit of food whore in us. I do and I own it. And if you don't I am not sure we can be friends. But I still love you...bitch

Next.... sadly if you are blessed with tig ol' bitties you will someday experience this and it sux hind tit.
When a girl is on her back naked and her titties fall to the side and reach her arm pits
I hooked up with girl last night she an an amazing ass but the worst set of armpitties.

 Moving on....have you ever started a new job and thought someone was a total asshat for the first few months or so never even having spoken to them? This might be why....

similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher
Naw dude Aidan's chill, he just has a resting douche face.

And sadly this seems to be every guy I have ever met via Internet Dating. As in "I'd really like to go out with you, how bout I come to your house and you cook me dinner?"  How about you GFYS?

The complete opposite of a sugardaddy, one who tries, but is broke and fronting.
Man, I said I wanted a new comforter set from Macy's not the goodwill....he is such a saltdaddy!

And how could I pass this one up? Because everyone else gets to post about poop, bathroom etiquette, fart roulette.... I got to get on this bandwagon. Let me be the first to tell you about the....

That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.
Make sure you put a full length mirror near your bathroom so you can take full advantage of your morning-skinny

You're welcome. 

Now leave me some food whore love and tell me which one of these you most relate to?

4 comments on "Fave Urban Dictionary Words April Edition"
  1. BAHAHAHAHAHA "armpitties" BAHAHAAH! I'm dying!

  2. Resting Douche Face for the win!!!

  3. bahahahhaa oh my Lord....these are genius! I am a major food whore and I only weigh myself (when I can find my scale) in the mornings with no clothes on.....that is it. Saltdaddy hadn't heard that one before but definitely making note!

  4. made me laugh. i needed that after my day


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