Humpday Confessions

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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Just going to take a day to rant here because I can't seem to shake the irritated, angry, restless, want to kill all of the things feelings lately. Not to get overly dramatic because I am healthy and my kids are awesome and most people are clueless as to level of shit show I continue to deal with... it's exhausting at the moment. But still... you know when you just keep thinking... "for the love... when is something going to go my way?". That's how I feel here lately. This is tongue in cheek but as spot on as I can be, if you see what I'm getting at. 

So here are a few confessions to that effect for ya....


There... I admit it. Like Michael Scott. Beaten down and lacking excitement for anything really. And I say this in a funny way... not like I'm gonna do anything drastic. But I would rather just not feign excitement about anything so unless you are my kid don't expect any.


I hate it when people say that looking for a job is a full time job. It sounds so stupid but God Dammit shit is true. I am working with like 10 recruiters, going on interviews, applying to shit on all the damn sites and there are jobs out there. Why can't I find the right one? I am sick of this and I don't want to be sitting here doing this anymore. Someone just hire me already.


I'm not really bored but just over it.  Seriously, I am finding twelve hundred and fifty gozillion ways to use spaghetti squash and spiralized zucchini. Not bored. 

Every recruiter I meet with says like "zomg you are the most wonderful candidate like ever"!!!! And I'm all like...


And then they're like... "but you're so diverse"!!!! And again I'm all... just stop it. Just stop.



And if you know anyone like me please don't send her anything like this right now, and for the love of all that is sacred please stop posting it on Instagram. It's not a journal for inspirational quotes 24/7. So irritating.





Aaaaand... on top of all of that it's almost Valentine's weekend which you already know I have confessed to hating....and to which I say...


I confess that sometimes it feels good to just say whatever. Because honestly this is my favorite place to just come and do that because...


You guys are cool as shit that way. 

Happy Humpday Bitches:)
Cheers to better days. 
7 comments on "Humpday Confessions"
  1. Hang in there. Something will come up!!! I'd say something inspirational but I don't think that's what you want to hear. In the mean time I'd love to hear more about spaghetti squash and zucchini noodles...

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  2. So sorry you are feeling this way. Hope something comes your way soon! I am a positive happy person, but the overabundance of happy quotes is totally overkill and annoying!

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  3. I love all of this. Jack Nicholson waving the middle finger basically sums up this whole post though. I'm having a real shitty week and the only thing that's getting me through is knowing my kids are awesome and I'm going to be okay. Ps. on a side note... can you give me any recipes for spiraled zucchini? I bought a vegetti (or what I like to call a Vagina.. because it sounds similar but whatever) and have yet to take it out of the package it came in.

    Hang in there! (I hate when people tell me that)

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  4. looking for work suck balls big time. hope something comes your way soon!

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  5. OMG! Tell it like it is girl because sometimes it all just sucks. I wish I could make it better . . . but all I can offer is that I'd be glad to treat you to lunch! :-) We've both been at this game of life long enough to know that it can suck pretty bad but then life turns around, eventually, and rocks our faces off. Hang in there . . . it's coming!

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  6. I have a job but looking for a new one and it is the the absolute work. I hope something that you want comes along really soon!!

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  7. Bahahaha... I love a good inspirational quote every now and then but I totally agree - instagram is overrun with them lately!

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