Hey yooo... haven't done a Favorite UD Words lately and we have missed some really good ones. So, in an effort to help you all maintain your street cred I am giving you some of my current faves. You're welcome. And also because my brain is currently relatively devoid of anything remotely useful. Sorry... I am on day 3 of no hot water. Yep that little POS did not remain fixed for long. Apparently it needs a new thermo coupler
Now ladies, I think we can all admit to this. It's Girl Scout Cookie season and I had 2 Tagalongs yesterday and then I had a mouthgasm.
I personally like bacon and cooking big fat steaks too much to ever get into a bicurean relationship. Not gon do it.
When you look at my phone just bear in mind that I am single so there is no illegal scrolling allowed. This scares me.
I am the worst at keeping an open mind when purchasing off Ebay or Craig's List. When I see "only used a couple times" I hear "someone elses broken crap" that they are done with.
"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."
"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."
"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."
I have a friend that says "shots fired" all the time. Now I have a come back. Thank you
We all have this person that invites us over and we just brace ourselves for the utter disappointment that is their cooking.
I think possibly I am not nearly ambitchous enough here lately. Personal goals.
See ya on the flip side.