Humpday Confessions and Hashtags

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Wednesday, June 3, 2015
Happy Humpday! So glad it's Wednesday... halfway there. As usual there are things that are annoying me to no end and I would like to confess how poorly I am handling them so here goes...



The handicap stall at work is my favorite stall. Not just because it's bigger duh, but it's a better location so no one can see thru the stupid cracks in the door. I get legit irritated when the only handicapped person in our office is in there when I need to go. #imgoingtohell

To be fair, I'm not sure what her handicap is other than she walks with a cane and is rather large. She also has buckets, jars and bins of candy and snacks in her cube... #butthatsnoneofmybusiness

I got so bored with the dorky, nerdy, idiots messaging me on POF and asking me the same boring questions. Questions that are clearly outlined in my profile mind you.  I changed my screen name to "CallofBooty" over the weekend in an effort to weed a few of them out. It worked, no one has asked me if I like long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners since. #howdoyoulikemenownerds

Why do men feel the need to challenge women when it comes to sports? Every time I tell a potential date I play a lot of tennis his first response is always "Oh I love tennis, we should play. Don't worry I'll take it easy on you, I'm like a pro!" I had a guy on Monday tell me he had a 120 mph serve. Umm sorry, no you don't unless your name is Rafa Nadal. #justshutup #youannoymebraggart #andalsoiwillkickyourass

I think Caitlyn Jenner is looking better these days than the ex-wife who, in my opinion, was a horrible bitch to him, at least on the show. #karmaisbitchtoo

My tattoo artist is moving to Denver in 2 weeks and I booked some time with him on Sunday to finish one small thing and get something new before he leaves. I am tempted to just say "surprise me"... I'm in a very fly by the seat of your pants type of place. He's so amazingly talented, how bad could it be? #YOLO 

I am so sick of food. I am just not enjoying much of anything lately, not cooking, not making much effort at all but not cheating too badly either. I think I am just being lazy because it takes so much more work to eat healthy. I weighed myself again yesterday just for shits and giggles and still holding steady at 30.5 lb. loss for the year... yay!!! Now if I could just buckle down and get to the business of losing a little more. Seriously why can't I just be one of those people that never gets hungry. For like six months or so. #notsickofnachos #pizza #orbeer

Linking up with the lovely Lolo and Lauren for the festivities...

#Hashtaghumpday @ Genuinely Lauren
8 comments on "Humpday Confessions and Hashtags"
  1. i don't know much about the jenner family but caitlyn is way better looking than the wife which is hilarious. i dont feel like eating much these days either, esp with the hot weather...all i want to do is drink watermelon martinis!

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  2. who could be sick of nachos - or beer - hahaha

    And Karma - yup----

    And I swear to god - the callofbooty thing - I can't. I spit out my water

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  3. I always love the none of my business gif! haha
    www.amemoryofus.com

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  4. I really want to be one of those people that doesn't get hungry too. I mean it would be nice to just not be hungry 24/7. #issues. And I get confused when "big" people get to have a handicap sticker - I'd be judging the extra candy and treats in her cube too.

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  5. I also use the handicap stall at work and Idgaf. I do what I want.

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  6. I get lazy with cooking in the summer. I get lazy with life in the summer.

    That lady might be big because of a disease we can't see. I know too many people these days with invisible fucked up shit going on in their bodies to judge that anymore. I do hate when someone is in my stall when I go to the bathroom (I always use the first stall).

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  7. Nachos never get old. The heat totally makes me not want to eat anything either.

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  8. And I'm probably going to hell for laughing at your first couple of statements, but then again I already am for a number of other reasons lol. But seriously, I rely on that large handicap stall especially when this bitch needs to change into her workout gear ahead of time. If it's in use when I need it...shit is going to go down. And cooking during the summer? Nope. Can't I just wander off to a neighbor's yard where they're grilling? lol

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