Shit... Its only Wednesday??? I guess that means I need to confess something or other because this is how we do it baby...
Hmmmm let's see...
I confess, I am confused. What in the actual fuck is going on with the Duggar
freakshow Family?? Now this assface cheated on his wife??? Can they just go away please? #tlcneedstofiremanypeople
Guess what?? Just when I thought I got thru all of my humongous expenses... Whammy... here comes another one!!! So just to recap... speeding ticket, washer broken, A/C out, car failing emmisions... what next you say???? Scorpion infestation. Yup, you read that right. Ok maybe 2 does not make an infestation but since we are talking about muther facking scorpions guess who's not taking any chances??? Exterminator coming on Thursday with another giant bill I am sure. Fuck you scorpions. Prepare to die. Please pray that I don't die before then, oh yeah or my kids either. #ikickedascorpion #butdidyoudie #joysoflivinginthesouth #icantmakethisshitup
Below Deck is back. More rich people behaving very badly. Why are all of these people so hot??? #amitoooldtobeayachtie #captainleecaptainlee
I got a marriage proposal yesterday. My OkCupid profile still exists I just haven't been on it in ages because this... #donthate #someonewantstomarryme #hemightbeinprison