Hashtag Humpday - The Fair Is Coming... #Eatlikeshit

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Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Let's face it. I really like foods that are horrible for you. I do. I have tried and tried to retrain my brain, my thoughts, my taste buds and it's just not happening. Now don't get me wrong, I don't eat horrible foods 24/7 but believe you me if I could, I would. But they kill you sooo...

Guess what else? The fair is coming to my town next week and it is hands down one of my favorite places to eat really horrendously bad things. So today I thought I would link up with Lolo and Lauren and Hashtag the Shit out of the top 5 things I will be shoving down my dorito chute next week at the fair.

First and foremost we have to start with the corn dog, the quintessential fair food, in my opinion. I love hot dogs especially the ones you get at sporting events and fairs. I always, always have one.  A foot long hot dog on a stick dipped in corn bread batter and deep fried golden brown and crispy slathered in bright yellow mustard??? Yes, don't mind if I do. #putitinyomouthbeotch #dontlookmeintheeyewhenieatthis


Funnel cakes are another fair fave of mine and I try to get one every year but I am usually too stuffed and don't have room for dessert. Hold on right there... there will always be room for bacon so this year I make it my quest to insure a place for this, the maple bacon funnel cake in mah belly. #Iwillwreckyou #baconhooerindahouse


Curly cheese fries. Don't fight it, they are a staple and must be inhaled. Needs some bacon though. Why are fries so good at the fair? #givemefriesgivemesweetlittlefries #askmenoquestionsandilleatyourfries #layoffmeimstarving


Deep fried oreos. Seriously these things are evil incarnate. Slightly crispy and a little melty on the inside they do not disappoint. But this from a girl who buys oreos in bulk at Costco. #theycomebythesleevethatway #dontjudgeme


And last but not least a new comer to the fair food scene that I have yet to try. The Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger, yes people that is a glazed doughnut bun. I am a huge fan of sweet and savory so I am pretty sure I will be #dead after eating this one. #imonamission #amissionfromgod #heartdisease #diabeetus #butdidyoudie



Honorable mentions go to cotton candy, caramel apples, shitty "fresh squeezed" lemonade, giant turkey legs and all of the other things that can be deep fried and/or eaten off of a stick. The real key to enjoying all of this goodness is to go with a group and have a bite or two of errythang you can get your grubby little paws on. #thatsmyplan #foodbeast #heyfattyhey


What's your favorite horrible food?

#Hashtaghumpday @ Genuinely Lauren
8 comments on "Hashtag Humpday - The Fair Is Coming... #Eatlikeshit"
  1. I'm so glad you don't mind a gal who curses, because all I can think to say is that those curly cheese fries look so fucking good that I want to plant my big fat face in them. And without saying "fucking", I just don't get my point across as well as I do if I get to say "fucking". Thank you.

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  2. Oh man those fried oreos look just fantastic.

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  3. so. i have never had a corn dog. like ever. what's inside? i've seen them but they look like big pieces of fried bread.

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  4. I would totally eat a donut burger like the savage I am.

    I am not a fan of the corn dog.

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  5. lol I don't think you're alone about bad foods being the best! Everyone loves them it's so annoying how hard we have to work to not eat them- boo! however, I think special occasions are fine and sounds like this one is a good one.

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  6. God I love Fair food. I mean, I work at a Fair so I'm a little biased and to be honest, it's hard to live off it for an entire week, but I do my best. Always a corn dog, ALWAYS. Other honorable mentions this year were sweet potato bacon blue cheese fries and garlic parmasan fries. I just really like fries I guess... And I'm really sad I didn't have an elephant ear/funnel cake this year. It's usually my go-to!

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  7. I also love the bad stuff. I am highly suspicious of people that claim to like kale. LIARS!

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  8. I haven't eaten breakfast yet and I'm dreaming of curly fries and corn dogs - all your fault!! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston

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