~def: resting asshole face
I haven't done an UD post in quite some time but that does not mean I no longer read it and regularly try to incorporate it into my vocab in a pathetic attempt to be cool hunny bunny. So I thought I would give you a few recent good ones and soon to be classics I am sure.
1. I know you know what I mean here. Come on... this is the worst when it happens at work and your mind immediately tries to figure out who... never mind
2. As the year draws to a close and the holidays feasts are upon us I see this one coming into play pretty much weekly. If you don't agree we can't be friends.
3. This is just funny. If you are single or just cooler than me when I was married you know how "Netflix and Chill" is the new "come over and let's rent a movie" of the past. Turns out Netflix can in fact also be your partner...seems legit.
4. I have a neighbor who always looks like he wants to kill someone... and he's actually a cool guy. Turns out he just has this....
5. I think I am pretty tolerant for the most part. Except in traffic/driving situations, then please GTFO of my way. And don't be this guy...
Please go and peruse the Urban Dictionary some time and share your favorites with me!