I am bored lately. I hate when people say that too because if you're bored it's your own damn fault. Don't get me wrong, I am busy as always but I feel like monotony has set in in my routine and nothing amuses me. It's all beat, tired and boring. I need to do new things and go to new places. #hellabored #boredAmyisnotagoodthing
I love getting tattoos but the healing part really blows. This little flash piece I got on my arm for Halloween still looks like someone drug a fork over it 2 weeks later. Ugh... how in the holy hell do people get giant color pieces and live thru the itching, scabbing, peeling torture of waiting for it to heal and be pretty again??? #stoptouchingit #thatswhatshesaid
I am such a seasoned online dating veteran I can spot the bullshit a mile away and it brings out my inner bitch. New York, 0% match and you are holding a koala bear Sir Peter Brown. I'm not having it. See... #imayhavealsotoldhimiwasawidow #iwillburninhell #sorryAbe
And if you speak broken English, tell me you are about to delete your profile or will soon be relocating to my area... Just stop it. #youarenotfoolinganyoneSergei
No really... #gtfo
I have been on a bit of an out of control online spending spree lately. 2 pairs of tall boots, one pair of booties, jeans, cords, sweaters, graphic tees, faux leather jackets (
Aaaaaand..... that' all I got for today! #Byegirl
Online spending is my kryptonite!
ReplyDeleteI seriously die over your responses!! I think all your shopping is deserved and needed!! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston
ReplyDeleteI have been burning up the online spending machines. Most of it is for a house but still. Burning it UP.
ReplyDeleteLOLOL holding a koala. GTFO! Idiot.
The treat yo self gifs from Parks and Rec are my favorite, well that episode is one of my favorites. I may more may not have binged watched that show last night instead of all the things I could have been doing. Talk about boring! Also your online dating prowess is cracking me up. Seriously what you can find on the internet is ridiculous! I think I understand the online shopping - it's called retail therapy. I need some too. bad.
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