Happy Friday! It's time for me to rest, relax and enjoy a few days sans kids. It supposed to be butt cold here this weekend so I plan on fires and wine, maybe some brunch and Sunday tennis. I do not plan on celebrating any romantic holidays this weekend and in fact that brings me to my first favorite thing. My favorite anti-Valentine's Day gift. Let's go...
VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR HATERS LIKE MEIt's a bag of dicks, gummy dicks to be exact, sent anonymously. Here's the product description:
This bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or enemies to 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'. Sent anonymously with a stock message, this product will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake.
Order yours here.
DRINKIn an effort to be healthier I have been scouring Pinterest for drinks that won't eff up my paleo diet too badly. Seems like a good use of my time no? I like this one a lot since I am a big fan of GT's Kombucha. Original pin here for the Ginger Kombucha Mule.
BOOKHave you guys read anything by Paulo Coelho? The Alchemist maybe? I just bought this and will be hopefully getting to it this weekend. I am really trying hard to get back to reading and Adultery by Paul Coelho I am sure is going to be right up my alley.
I am obsessing about this chair again. Since I can't afford the Phillipe Starck original ghost chair I might just settle on this one for the vanity in my master bath, the Casper Dining Arm Chair found on Amazon of course. Isn't it just so cool? Need.
I am on the hunt for pink sunnies this year and I am digging on all of these in rose gold. The sort of cat eye with the bar across the top combined with a classic aviator. I would really like the Dior version but that's not happening. Any of these would do nicely... decisions, decisions.
More organic looking stuff, can't wait to add some more of this to my shoulder piece. So sexy the way it hugs the curve of the shoulder and neck.
My favorite source for a great 30 Day Detox and simple, healthy, loose leaf tea, Teamiblends always has cool stuff for Valentine's Day and this year is no different. They have some great package deals to choose from and a super cute Valentine's mug lid to go with it. I have a cup of something hot on my desk at work pretty much all day long so I know I could get a lot of use out of this little nifty thing. Great to tuck away for a gift too! Use code AMYRVDAY at checkout for 15% off your entire order!!
When you just got to the club and you pre-gamed a wee bit too hard.
When yet another person asks you if you have big plans for V-Day.
When you're in the bar and that one guy just won't leave you alone.
When you're the DD and you're ready to go but your one hoe friend won't quit.
When someone tries to schedule a meeting for Friday afternoon... like ever. "Oh hell no"
Linking up with Amanda!
Have a great weekend lovers!