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Friday, February 12, 2016
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Happy Friday! It's time for me to rest, relax and enjoy a few days sans kids. It supposed to be butt cold here this weekend so I plan on fires and wine, maybe some brunch and Sunday tennis. I do not plan on celebrating any romantic holidays this weekend and in fact that brings me to my first favorite thing. My favorite anti-Valentine's Day gift. Let's go...


VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR HATERS LIKE ME

It's a bag of dicks, gummy dicks to be exact, sent anonymously. Here's the product description:

This bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or enemies to 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'. Sent anonymously with a stock message, this product will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake. 

Order yours here.

Bag of Dicks - sent anonymously

DRINK

In an effort to be healthier I have been scouring Pinterest for drinks that won't eff up my paleo diet too badly. Seems like a good use of my time no? I like this one a lot since I am a big fan of GT's Kombucha. Original pin here for the Ginger Kombucha Mule.



BOOK

Have you guys read anything by Paulo Coelho? The Alchemist maybe? I just bought this and will be hopefully getting to it this weekend. I am really trying hard to get back to reading and Adultery by Paul Coelho I am sure is going to be right up my alley.




HOUSE THING


I am obsessing about this chair again. Since I can't afford the Phillipe Starck original ghost chair I might just settle on this one for the vanity in my master bath, the Casper Dining Arm Chair found on Amazon of course. Isn't it just so cool? Need.





SUNNIES

I am on the hunt for pink sunnies this year and I am digging on all of these in rose gold. The sort of cat eye with the bar across the top combined with a classic aviator. I would really like the Dior version but that's not happening. Any of these would do nicely... decisions, decisions.


pink sunnies [rayban] [dior]:


TATTOO


More organic looking stuff, can't wait to add some more of this to my shoulder piece. So sexy the way it hugs the curve of the shoulder and neck.

#tattoo #ink @heymercedes:


TEAMI

My favorite source for a great 30 Day Detox and simple, healthy, loose leaf tea, Teamiblends always has cool stuff for Valentine's Day and this year is no different. They have some great package deals to choose from and a super cute Valentine's mug lid to go with it. I have a cup of something hot on my desk at work pretty much all day long so I know I could get a lot of use out of this little nifty thing. Great to tuck away for a gift too! Use code AMYRVDAY at checkout for 15% off your entire order!!




FUNNY STUFF

When you just got to the club and you pre-gamed a wee bit too hard.

The 20 Worst Things That Happen When You Go Out


When yet another person asks you if you have big plans for V-Day.

The 20 Worst Things That Happen When You Go Out

When you're in the bar and that one guy just won't leave you alone.

The 20 Worst Things That Happen When You Go Out

When you're the DD and you're ready to go but your one hoe friend won't quit.

The 20 Worst Things That Happen When You Go Out


When someone tries to schedule a meeting for Friday afternoon... like ever. "Oh hell no"

The 20 Worst Things That Happen When You Go Out



Linking up with Amanda!

Have a great weekend lovers!
9 comments on "Friday Faves"
  1. I have that same chair from amazon and love it - such a great purchase!! Happy Friday! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston

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  2. I really want the Eames lounge chair in white leather, but don't exactly have thousands to spend on one chair at the moment....but, I don't think I can buy a knock-off either...The struggle is real!! One of these days....maybe. Happy Friday love!

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  3. Looks like you're all set for a perfect V day! ;) Cheers!

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  4. The bag of dicks . . . I giggled way to hard at that one! So proud of you and your paleo focus - that is so impressive! I love to read but I'm sure you are with me when I say we need more TIME to read. Love that chair . . . Amanda needs it for her vanity. I hope you get a fabulous new tattoo - all I can think is ouch when I see them! Rock on with your kid free weekend girl!

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  5. wine is paleo, right? it's just fucking grapes and fruits are allowed! at least that's what i tell myself. drink up! :D

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  6. Mmmm... gummy dicks! lolol
    I love ghost chairs! I wish we had more room at our place... I'd love a vanity area with one, too!

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  7. LOLOL omg seriously. I need those gummy dicks to bag up whenever one of my coworkers decides to do some asshat thing to make my job harder. Genius. And I tooootally need to pick up that book too! I've been so awful about reading...like I'm great at downloading books...but have I read any of them yet? Nope. The struggle of a busy life...

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  8. shout out for raven in that last gif. i love me some drag queens! and LMAO over the bag a dicks! a literal bag of dicks. i wanna throw em at someone be like here, here's ya bag of dicks! now stfu.

    i blame this aggression on being a monday and i was supposed to have off! ;)

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  9. A co-worker actually told me about the Back of Dicks a couple months ago. I think they'd be fitting for several occasions/people.
    I really like that Casper Dining Arm Chair. Pretty snazzy!

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