ARROGANCE

A JACKED UP GRILL & A BAD DRESSER
I was going to actually keep turn off number 2 and 3 as separate paragraphs but I believe I can sum it up in about 2 words... Sugar. Bear.

I can't do bad teeth... just can't. Even if they are a little yellow but still decent... dealbreaker. I mean come on, what could your excuse possibly be for not taking care of your teeth? I know the dentist isn't cheap which leads me back to my previous post about turn ons... if you have a JOB you get insurance and that helps keep your pearly whites in tip top shape. Brush, floss, rinse, white strips, peroxide straight outta the bottle... I don't care what you have to do but get that dorito chute fan fucking tastic or keep it moving.
And then there is the clothes thing. There is nothing worse than crappy clothes. Take some pride in your appearance and ditch the cargo shorts and ripped T once in awhile. Here's the thing with that though, you can dress a guy in the clothes you would like him to wear but he has to be able to "wear" them. If he's not comfortable he will never look quite right. Dress well and you have me. Even if it's quirky and a little odd I'm down. Just don't be boring or gross. And ditch the Dad jeans guys... awful... ain't nobody look good in that!
I was going to actually keep turn off number 2 and 3 as separate paragraphs but I believe I can sum it up in about 2 words... Sugar. Bear.

I can't do bad teeth... just can't. Even if they are a little yellow but still decent... dealbreaker. I mean come on, what could your excuse possibly be for not taking care of your teeth? I know the dentist isn't cheap which leads me back to my previous post about turn ons... if you have a JOB you get insurance and that helps keep your pearly whites in tip top shape. Brush, floss, rinse, white strips, peroxide straight outta the bottle... I don't care what you have to do but get that dorito chute fan fucking tastic or keep it moving.
And then there is the clothes thing. There is nothing worse than crappy clothes. Take some pride in your appearance and ditch the cargo shorts and ripped T once in awhile. Here's the thing with that though, you can dress a guy in the clothes you would like him to wear but he has to be able to "wear" them. If he's not comfortable he will never look quite right. Dress well and you have me. Even if it's quirky and a little odd I'm down. Just don't be boring or gross. And ditch the Dad jeans guys... awful... ain't nobody look good in that!
Why do men my age still have clothing from 20 years ago?? Step it up...
It's #backthatazzup Friday!
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