Humpday Confessions

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

I've officially disabled  all online dating accounts... swear to Christ. You know it's bad when you are just talking to guys who are assholes to mess with em and laugh with your friends. I've been doing that. I know it's wrong I'm sorry kinda. Hey at least I stopped Instagraming their pics!!! Ok... just one more...

I didn't watch the Oscars. It's depressing to see all those beautiful people in their beautiful clothes. Except for these lollipop heads... what in the actual fuck... those are real pics??? I think I can see nip on Liza ...... aaaaaaaand I just threw up in my mouth.

This pretty much sums up how I feel about the universe this week.
Thanks Daryl & Beth. You nailed it.

And I have a new favorite really awful binge watching addiction. Ridiculousness on MTV. It's pretty much the current version of Jackass but with actual real people doing stupid shit by accident and getting caught on tape. I also love Chanel West Coast a white rapper chick on the show. I don't know why but she has cute clothes and fun hair.

And the show is just stupid funny.... which I need right now see....
Who works the pole in tube socks? Rule number 1 of the pole... grip with your feet errr thighs.... or something.

It was clearly the choice of skirt that threw her off. You're not playing tennis there honey.

Aside from the obvious hilarity of obliterating your kids slide by trampolening your ass onto it, why is she also trying to to some sort of judy chop on the way down? I love her for trying though.

And where the hell did she go? I feel like this every day here lately!

Happy Hump Day Hookerbelles!



  1. bahahahah! i needed to see those gifs after the call i just had!! thanks for making me laugh.

    thanks for linking up too!

    -kathy | Vodka and Soda

  2. You literally made me LOL LOVE your blog - it's pretty much a guaranteed pick me up when I need one. Thanks girl :) Oh and Go Noles!

  3. Bahahah! That slide shattered!

    DH and I loved to watch that show when the kids go to bed.

  4. Hahaha, I love Chanel West Coast! I only admitted that because you did...HA!

  5. I haven't watched that show but now I think I need to check it out!

  6. yea it is fun to be a smart ass towards guys on dating sites. I remember those days. esp when they wanna say how large they are and i comment back that i'm larger than them. they then dont want to talk anymore. which was the point all along of course. and i love chanel too. her hair is awesome.

  7. The stripper pole gif is awesome, I watched it 10 times and laughed every single one.

  8. Bahahaha... nothing better than watching people make asses of themselves!

  9. I could watch those gifs on repeat.....please keep instagraming the pics....boys are so dumb