Here we are again and it's Friday! Time to talk favorites, and we can always find lots of those to talk about. Right?
Ya'll are gonna think I am TV obsessed but I am gonna start with another one of my favorite train wreck TV shows. Is there some fatal flaw in me that I just can't get enough of the worst TV shows out there right now? For example TLC's Gypsy Sisters... see below L to R....Annie, Kayla, Nettie, Mellie, Joanne and Sheena. These girls cuss, fist fight, have the worst hair, terrible grammar, heinous clothing, fancy trailers and big trucks. If you're like me you will sit and watch with your mouth hanging open in disbelief that it's real but it is. Gypsies in West Virginia. Who knew?
My New Flask
I got a new flask last weekend from a friend of mine. He felt bad for me almost getting busted at the ACC Championship game going thru the metal detectors with a metal flask in the side of my bra. Somehow I made it thru which made me wonder what else was smuggled in that night. Now I love the classic, old school look of a nice metal flask but take a look at this...
I am having a group of girlfriends over tonight for a Sip Happens Party. We haven't all gotten together in awhile so invited them all over with these instructions:
"Bring a bottle of wine with the most AMAZING LABEL you can find (because that's how I pick wine) and we will crack them open and share!
Bring any thing you like that goes with wine... your fave cheese, meats, fruits, olives, bread, nuts, crackers, jams, jellies... we'll just make a big platter of goodness!"
We get to hang out and drink wine and no one really has to do all that much!
Winner winner wine for dinner.
The Kentucky Derby
The Derby is on Saturday and I am not going. It is on my bucket list and one day I will get there but till then I will look at the pretty pictures. This one on Twitter this week by Woodford Reserve Bourbon... they are makers of one of the finest in KY. Feast your eyes on Dawn at the Downs... stunning.
And of course it wouldn't be a Friday Favorites without some favorite fail gifs and pics for you cause I love to see some people fuck shit up! So here ya go....
I just love this little pork chop:)

I feel sorry for this kid cause she's kinda shitting her pants cause she know she gonna get beat for this one.

Americans can eat some boooofaaaay!!

I personally love this one.

Hahahahahaha....

Enterprising individuals...

It's like she never saw anyone puking in a parking lot before?!?!? Calm your tits lady.

And last but not least....I love old people, there so effing cute!

Have a wonderful weekend Hookers!
Those flasks are the best. You can sneak them into concert/sporting events/etc so much easier than normal metal flasks. haha
ReplyDeleteThose gifs are awesome!
Bahahaha those pics are awesome!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOoo I remember those sisters from the Big Fat Gypsy Wedding show I will have to set my DVR!
ReplyDeletesounds like a great weekend and the gifs are great. you find great ones too just like I do. I love em.
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There is nothing wrong with liking TV, especially guilty pleasure TV.
ReplyDelete-Jackie
http://ournashvillelife.com
Ha! Those gifs...
ReplyDeleteI freaking love Gypsy Sisters, a lot. I watch it for the horrible grammar and irrational behaviors.
Your gifs . . . they crack me up every time. The more irreverent, the better!! :-)
ReplyDeletehahahhaha that lady running away from the puker and falling down!!!! falling down people make me laugh the hardest.
ReplyDelete-kathy
Vodka and Soda
Wait is that show for real? I just stared at that picture for like 5 minutes....it is a train wreck! I must find this show! Those gifs are hilarious! I watched them way too many times then I should admit hahahaha. Thanks so much for linking up girl! Sorry I wasn't here earlier "work" got in the way today boooooo. Have a fabulous weekend!!! xoxo
ReplyDeleteHave fun at your Sip Happens party!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued by the gypsies! hahah