Friday Favorites

Here we are again and it's Friday! Time to talk favorites, and we can always find lots of those to talk about. Right? 

Gypsy Sisters

Ya'll are gonna think I am TV obsessed but I am gonna start with another one of my favorite train wreck TV shows. Is there some fatal flaw in me that I just can't get enough of the worst TV shows out there right now? For example TLC's Gypsy Sisters... see below L to R....Annie, Kayla, Nettie, Mellie, Joanne and Sheena. These girls cuss, fist fight, have the worst hair, terrible grammar, heinous clothing, fancy trailers and big trucks. If you're like me you will sit and watch with your mouth hanging open in disbelief that it's real but it is. Gypsies in West Virginia. Who knew?

My New Flask

I got a new flask last weekend from a friend of mine. He felt bad for me almost getting busted at the ACC Championship game going thru the metal detectors with a metal flask in the side of my bra. Somehow I made it thru which made me wonder what else was smuggled in that night. Now I love the classic, old school look of a nice metal flask but take a look at this...

 How did I not know about this? Ok, maybe it's really for water or sport drinks or some healthy shit but they sell em in a liquor store in Auburn, AL and that's where mine came from sooo ... it's a flask. And it's by Vapur and I think they should send me one in every color so I can match all my.... tennis outfits.... yeahhhhh. And it's going to be a lot more comfy in by bra.

My "Sip Happens" Party Tonight

I am having a group of girlfriends over tonight for a Sip Happens Party. We haven't all gotten together in awhile so invited them all over with these instructions:

"Bring a bottle of wine with the most AMAZING LABEL you can find (because that's how I pick wine) and we will crack them open and share! 

Bring any thing you like that goes with wine... your fave cheese, meats, fruits, olives, bread,  nuts, crackers, jams, jellies... we'll just make a big platter of goodness!"

We get to hang out and drink wine and no one really has to do all that much!
Winner winner wine for dinner.

The Kentucky Derby

The Derby is on Saturday and I am not going. It is on my bucket list and one day I will get there but till then I will look at the pretty pictures. This one on Twitter this week by Woodford Reserve Bourbon... they are makers of one of the finest in KY. Feast your eyes on Dawn at the Downs... stunning. 

 And of course it wouldn't be a Friday Favorites without some favorite fail gifs  and pics for you cause I love to see some people fuck shit up! So here ya go....

I just love this little pork chop:)

 

I feel sorry for this kid cause she's kinda shitting her pants cause she know she gonna get beat for this one. 

Americans can eat some boooofaaaay!!

I personally love this one.



Hahahahahaha....



Enterprising individuals...




It's like she never saw anyone puking in a parking lot before?!?!? Calm your tits lady.



And last but not least....I love old people, there so effing cute!



Have a wonderful weekend Hookers!