Humpday Confessional

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Vodka and Soda

Wow... it's Wednesday already!!! Cheers to short weeks especially when they conclude in muh Birthday. Sadly I have no big plans this weekend because my birthday is actually Monday of next week. Not that that has anything to do with weekend plans at all. But... I am quite sure that something will come about.

Speaking of sleep... I have gotten into a really bad habit of sleeping with completely effed up sheets and blankets. You see, I just DGAF if the bed is neat most of the time when I am tired. I just climb in, pull some portion of bedding over a fraction of my body and it's on like Donkey Kong. Good Night. This used to drive mt ex crazy so maybe in some weird way it makes me love it more.

How are so many people in the world just straight up nuts? And by people I mean every stinking person who is currently online dating. I think I am just going to change my Plenty of Fish tag line to this...

I am pretty sure someone jacked my pics and is using them on a site called "DateHookUp". This guy on POF sent me a message saying how he was so glad to have finally found me again. Apparently we started chatting on DateHookUp and had planned to meet at Wal-Mart... let me pause here so that sinks in... and then go have dinner. But I never showed up. And then my profile was gone. Really?

catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.
Did you hear how Dave got totally catfished last month?! The fox he thought he was talking to turned out to be a pervy guy from San Diego!

I was really falling for that gorgeous gal on Facebook, but she turned out to be a catfish.

P.S. - If I ever share with you all that I am meeting potential suitors at Wal-Mart please come to Atlanta and kick me in the ASS!!!!

I made the best simple dinner last night thanks to a reminder from Biana's post yesterday. Korean Beef Bowls....You can find the recipe here, it was so quick and delicious, highly recommend!

First week of Fantasy Football and I almost forgot to set my line-up. Thanks Yahoo for the reminder. That was close.

Happy Humpin!


  1. STOP. WAL MART. Why is this your life?
    Also I sleep on crazytown sheets too and I don't care. Sometimes I even lay on top of a blanket and wrap myself up in whatever section i'm not on top of. And it's fine. It's just fine

  2. mmm that korean beef bowls looks amazing.. go B! one day I'll need to make it lol. oh my gosh thats so weird about someone using your photos! how random!

  3. Your online dating stories are seriously the best thing ever!! I mean the fact that someone went out of there way to take your photo seriously shows what a hottie you are!! And I'm so glad you made the korean beef bowls...I'm currently eating another helping for lunch!! So good!

  4. we had korean bbq short ribs on the weekend and i ate so much of it i got meat coma. hells yes.

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

  5. I am a weirdo who makes my bed every morning because I feel anxious otherwise! Sometimes it would just be nice to let the bed become a tangle though!

  6. I nevvver make my bed. Unless company is coming. Which is never because I'm anti-social. hahahaha

  7. Woot woot, short weeks! I have to make the bed. Sleeping in a tangle of blankets/sheets infuriates me. I even tuck in the comforter because I will yank up the covers in my sleep and end up with a blanket around my neck and nothing on my toes and I get infuriated.

  8. How quaint, Fake You was meeting him at Walfart. LOLOLOL

    Happy birthday week!

    I must make the bed daily. I get pissy when I come home and MFD has left it askew.

  9. I lose my mind when the covers are all bunchy. My husband can sleep in anything and mine have to be perfectly straight. lol. Poor guy just waiting in the wal-mart parking lot!