USEFUL THING
So someday soon I will be going back to work outside of my home and I am one of those women that carries a tote with every mother lovin thing in it to work with her... just in case. These are from Six Pack Bags and they are really designed for professional fitness types but they have a place for all your foods. There is a cooler compartment and containers for meals and snacks and anything you might need to stay on your program. How cool is that? This is the top of the line version and a little pricey but I love it! It's basically a fancy lunchbox with room for your lap top.
SONG
In love with this song and even more so now that I watched the video. I think the underlying theme is let your freak flag fly and you know I am all about that.
TATTOO
I really want a deer tattoo at some point because that's why and I also really want a thigh piece. I think this is amazing.

POF FREAK OF THE WEEK
So here's a new favorites category for me with pics by popular demand. I couldn't go all in but here's a little peek ( for those of you that asked) ... by all means get your freak on people of the online dating world and just feel free to say whatever crosses your weird ass mind! If you know this man please offer him some sage advice. He started off with your run of the mill compliment and as you can see it escalated quickly. I give you ... The Tattoo Licker...WINE
Brownie Points California Red Blend... at $8.00 a bottle this is a gem. It's rich and smooth and has a hint of mocha at the end. I am really digging on this one!JACKET
Do you ever see something and just think I must have it and it will stay in my closet forever? Enter Gold Sequin Jacket... only I can't find it. And I won't wear it with super short cut offs, but I want it. Seriously, my Grandmother could have worn this piece! Still so chic, I want.
URBAN DICTIONARY WORD
How did I not even know this was a phrase? I especially like the example...
A time-honored tradition of thinking things through while drinking a beverage.
You're psycho so there's no point in us meeting to drink things through.
GOOD THING
My summer concert series is shaping up quite nicely with the addition of Zac Brown Band tickets yesterday through a secret pre-sale!!! Y'all... nothing gives me more pleasure than putting things on my calendar that feed my soul like live music. Of all the things I stopped doing because my ex didn't like them, concerts were one that I missed terribly!!! I am a dork but this makes me stupid happy!And some funny stuff lastly but not leastly...
I think the theme this week should be stupid guy things...
I will run across your junk and... (please look at the guy faces)
This always seems like such a "fun Dad" thing to do until kid meets wall.
This is actually something my ex would do... geyser... what geyser?
Why would you ever attempt to let your friend tee off from your manhood?
Toaster 101
Playing catch with logs on a frozen pond... brilliant.

Bazinga.
This chick most certainly listened to the guy... "try it, it'll be fun" he said...
I hope you all have wonderful weekend!

That wine sounds delightful. Smooth plus a hint of mocha?! Sounds like a win in my book!
ReplyDeleteIt is pretty good for an inexpensive red!
DeleteOMG, What idiots! I needed a dose of stupidity blowing up in someones face this morning.. karma and all.
ReplyDeleteI hear ya!
Deletei swear, guys do the dumbest shit sometimes. i asked my husband why guys do dumb things and he wasn't sure why.....that it just "needs to be tested" in order for them to realize it was stupid to begin with. WTF. no wonder they have a shorter life expectancy.
ReplyDeleteYESSSSSSSSSSS! You must post the POF Freak of the Week EVERY WEEK! I am obsessed with this!
ReplyDeleteGet out of here - you can pack your lunch inside the tote - i'm obsessed! Your funnies always have me a little concerned with the human race LOL! xo, Biana - BlovedBoston
ReplyDeleteSTOP I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT MY DESK at that POF . omg omggg. I think the best part is your response to all of it.. "what?"
ReplyDeleteTattoo licker. Huh?! Guys are why there is warning labels on everything!
ReplyDeleteAs always, I love the images of people falling.
ReplyDeleteI am laughing my ass off at your "What?"
LOLOLOLOLOL STOP IT!
Ummm that bag is genius! "Its important for you to know that I know normal isnt normal." ... what the actual fuck.
ReplyDeletelmao @ the tattoo licker... what is WRONG with people?!
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