Humpday Confessions & Hashtags

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

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The other day the weirdest thing happened to me. If you know me you know I have all sorts of rules and regs about bathroom stuff. It's mostly stuff that I just made up because the whole bathroom situation and the way humans are just so open about it grosses me out. I mean in certain situations anyway. So I ran into a co-worker on the way into the ladies room at the same time I was heading in yesterday. She immediately strikes up a conversation as we head into our respective stalls and I'm all one word answers and uh-huhs as she jabbers away while she proceeds to take a loud SHIT!!!!! I shit you not... ba dum twssssss... Sorry, but seriously, have you ever in your life???? Who in the fuq does that. I pee'd like a race horse and got the hell outta dodge! She may have still been talking... and shitting. #silenceisgolden #lookaway

I got a letter from my community association saying I left my trash cans out way too long on service day last week and they were going to start fining me if I kept it up. Only problem is I owe them money so they suspended my trash pick up a month ago so I haven't had bins in front of my house in awhile. Get your shit together neighborhood nazis!!! Jokes on them though because I just take my trash to the clubhouse where their offices are and throw it in their dumpster. #nicetry

Some days at lunch I sit at my desk and eat and read blogs. A number of yours are blocked by my company for adult content which cracks me up. I tend to drop the eff bomb and talk about dick pics and online dating yet I don't get blocked but you travel nuts, book worms and cat lovers must be really dangerous cause... you are out! #onedayyourein #andthenextdayyoureout

It's summer and my kids are eating me out of house and home. I went grocery shopping on Sunday and bought BOGO donuts for the kids. 14 out of the 16 had been consumed by Monday night. What the hell? They all said they only had 2 so I guess the dog helped himself to 8 when no one was looking. #thedogateyourdonut #humangarbagedisposals #ihatesummer

I have been experiencing this a lot lately... again...

"fear of missing out". The fear that if you miss a party or event you will miss out on something great
Even though he was exhausted, John's fomo got the best of him and he went to the party.
by Beaqon October 02, 2006

I have it bad right now. I don't know what is wrong with me but I don't want to stay home, like at all. If this keeps up I am going to have to check into rehab at the end of the summer. #theytriedtomakemegotorehab #isaidnonono

Linking up wit Lolo and Lauren as usual...

#Hashtaghumpday @ Genuinely Lauren


  1. The company blocking blogs post made me crack up! I can hear Heidi in all her German glory "one day you're in; the next day you're out".

  2. work bitches are nasty about bathroom etiquette. first of all, isn't there some kind of unwritten rule that THERE IS NO TALKING IN THE BATHROOMS?? can't bitches STFU for just 3 minutes to do their business? i hate it when people try and strike up conversations with me when i'm in the washroom because i'm in there to do one of two things: piss or drop anchor and talking to you is not one of them!

  3. 1. OMG - What happened to you in the bathroom is unspeakable. You need to stay away from that weirdo. She has severe issues. 2. I just cracked up about the garbage situation. WTF. They need to get off you.

  4. I haven't had FOMO in YEARS.

    Are you serious she shit and gabbed at the same time? That is a NO NO NO

  5. ugh I get the worst fomo. Work bathrooms are so weird. I can't deal.

  6. Talking should not be allowed in the bathrooms! Just gross! I hate condo associations, they are just petty, old ladies with nothing better to do! My site gets blocked at my work too, but it's because my blog is on Wordpress and the Javascript behind the scenes. :(

  7. I have the opposite of FOMO - like don't care if I am missing anything on a Friday night just want to be home LOL! At least it wasn't a manager in the bathroom with you - that would have been worse!! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston