Guess what else? The fair is coming to my town next week and it is hands down one of my favorite places to eat really horrendously bad things. So today I thought I would link up with Lolo and Lauren and Hashtag the Shit out of the top 5 things I will be shoving down my dorito chute next week at the fair.
First and foremost we have to start with the corn dog, the quintessential fair food, in my opinion. I love hot dogs especially the ones you get at sporting events and fairs. I always, always have one. A foot long hot dog on a stick dipped in corn bread batter and deep fried golden brown and crispy slathered in bright yellow mustard??? Yes, don't mind if I do. #putitinyomouthbeotch #dontlookmeintheeyewhenieatthis
Funnel cakes are another fair fave of mine and I try to get one every year but I am usually too stuffed and don't have room for dessert. Hold on right there... there will always be room for bacon so this year I make it my quest to insure a place for this, the maple bacon funnel cake in mah belly. #Iwillwreckyou #baconhooerindahouse
Curly cheese fries. Don't fight it, they are a staple and must be inhaled. Needs some bacon though. Why are fries so good at the fair? #givemefriesgivemesweetlittlefries #askmenoquestionsandilleatyourfries #layoffmeimstarving
Deep fried oreos. Seriously these things are evil incarnate. Slightly crispy and a little melty on the inside they do not disappoint. But this from a girl who buys oreos in bulk at Costco. #theycomebythesleevethatway #dontjudgeme
And last but not least a new comer to the fair food scene that I have yet to try. The Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger, yes people that is a glazed doughnut bun. I am a huge fan of sweet and savory so I am pretty sure I will be #dead after eating this one. #imonamission #amissionfromgod #heartdisease #diabeetus #butdidyoudie
Honorable mentions go to cotton candy, caramel apples, shitty "fresh squeezed" lemonade, giant turkey legs and all of the other things that can be deep fried and/or eaten off of a stick. The real key to enjoying all of this goodness is to go with a group and have a bite or two of errythang you can get your grubby little paws on. #thatsmyplan #foodbeast #heyfattyhey
What's your favorite horrible food?
I'm so glad you don't mind a gal who curses, because all I can think to say is that those curly cheese fries look so fucking good that I want to plant my big fat face in them. And without saying "fucking", I just don't get my point across as well as I do if I get to say "fucking". Thank you.
ReplyDeleteOh man those fried oreos look just fantastic.
ReplyDeleteso. i have never had a corn dog. like ever. what's inside? i've seen them but they look like big pieces of fried bread.
ReplyDeleteI would totally eat a donut burger like the savage I am.
ReplyDeleteI am not a fan of the corn dog.
lol I don't think you're alone about bad foods being the best! Everyone loves them it's so annoying how hard we have to work to not eat them- boo! however, I think special occasions are fine and sounds like this one is a good one.
ReplyDeleteGod I love Fair food. I mean, I work at a Fair so I'm a little biased and to be honest, it's hard to live off it for an entire week, but I do my best. Always a corn dog, ALWAYS. Other honorable mentions this year were sweet potato bacon blue cheese fries and garlic parmasan fries. I just really like fries I guess... And I'm really sad I didn't have an elephant ear/funnel cake this year. It's usually my go-to!
ReplyDeleteI also love the bad stuff. I am highly suspicious of people that claim to like kale. LIARS!
ReplyDeleteI haven't eaten breakfast yet and I'm dreaming of curly fries and corn dogs - all your fault!! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston
ReplyDeleteIt’s the little changes that make the largest changes. sensual pleasure
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