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Well... so here's what... Getting old sucks ASS!!!!

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Friday, June 28, 2013
Soooo.... wow. What a crazy couple of weeks for me. Aforementioned serious health problems reached full on crisis mode last week. I was diagnosed with high blood pressure in May and have been trying to get it under control for almost 6 weeks now with not much luck. After 3 trips to the ER and a 2 day hospital stay last week I think we are making some progress!!! I have been so frustrated, depressed, anxious, pissed off and just generally off kilter and not dealing with any of it very well. Couple that with the fact that the ex-douche bag reappeared on father's day from his hiatus in Mexico to play Disneyland Dad for awhile and there you have it... blood pressure that scared the crap out of all of the medical professionals that saw it... and me. I say me because I look like a normal, healthy 42 year old... Ok I'm a little  a lot fat but so is most of the western world!!! And when I go to walmart there are a lot of folks who look far worse than me, at least in my opinion. But I lost 12 lbs since Mother's Day... yep, count em'. That's a dozen folks!! And I quit smoking to boot! Well apparently just in the nick of time cause my body is still quite angry at me for being such an irresponsible stupid hooker for all of these years and abusing it. But.... I am getting better. I am. I will. I must.

I am tracking everything I put into my mouth cause now I have to deal with another devil called sodium. Which, by the by, is found in surprisingly massive mounts in everything we eat! Oh wait, let me rephrase that, everything we like to eat and that tastes good! Dammit!! I have been completely sidelined from tennis until we get this under control which totally bites big time... I miss it. And also had to put the shred on the back burner just temporarily. But soon I should be good to go again. I can walk leisurely now but that's it. I was thinking about hitting up one of the old men in my cardiologists waiting room yesterday for a leisurely walking date. Yeah... talk about depressing... being the youngest, hottest person in the waiting room by about 40 years!

Anyway that about sums up my entire 2 weeks. Oh and one more thing, I do believe I got dumped (kinda sorta) again. This time by another guy I have been talking to on and off for 6 months. I invited him over for a drink the other night after work as he said he was going to be near my house and I owed him a beer from a bet. Haven't heard much from him since. About 3 one word answers to my txts as a matter of fact. So, in a nutshell, I am pretty sure he thought I was inviting him over for a little schnick schnack because I spent the better part of the hour fending him off and swatting his hands away from my hoo-ha... over a corona light. Now we did do a little makin out and it was fun but good lawd... what the hell... I can't invite someone over for a drink at 6:00 in the evening without them thinkin we gonna throw down the minute we meet??? Well good riddance. I swear I am about to give up on all the crazy idiots out there! More tales from the online dating world to come I am sure!

So that's the scoop for now...

The 30 Day Shred.... Oh my God I am so fat!!!!

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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Day 1 of the 30 Day Shred... this shit is kinda hard for a 20 minute workout! Jillian Michaels is one bad bitch but I likes her alot. Gonna upload some pics of my fat ass to scare the peons outta ya'll, Maybe it will motivate me to stay on track for the next 30 days. Been dealing with some serious health issues... time to turn this boat around!

Oh How Nice....

3 Southern belles are sitting on a porch sipping sweet tea. The first southern belle says "look at this diamond ring my husband bought for me because he just loves me so much". The other 2 southern belles say "oh how nice" . The second southern belle says "see that big old mansion on the hill, my husband just bought that for me cause he loves me so much". The other 2 southern belles say "oh how nice" . Then the first 2 look at the 3rd southern belle and say what has your husband done for you? The 3rd southern belle replies "why he sent me to charm school so I could learn how to say "oh how nice" instead of "Fuck you".

This about sums up how I feel today. I just want to say "Fuck You" but I am relegated to "Oh How Nice". Do you ever wonder how you can be fooled so easily by people that claim to be friends? It seems to happen to me a lot. How is it that at 42 I can still not see the scammers and the liars? I learned something valuable this weekend. If an adult, male or female, appears to have no meaningful same sex group of friends, it is a huge red flag. I sometimes meet folks like this and think... oh I can be their friend. And I can, but do I really want to be their only friend? What does it say about them that they don't have their own crew like I do? Now this is not really something new that I have learned but it doesn't really happen that often that I meet someone my age that is pretty much friendless.

So if you haven't already guessed I just got shit on by a person I thought was a friend. But I was pretty much her only friend that I know of and now I know why. And the worst... the very worst part is... it was over a guy. A stupid, worthless piece of shit guy that was only interested in getting laid. But I really liked him and she knew it but she snuck around and screwed him anyway behind my back. Now the details of the whole thing don't really matter but... what kind of woman does this? What kind of woman secretly dates someone a friend of hers dated, really liked and got kind of dumped by? What kind of woman contacts this guy 2 days after he dumps her friend and starts chatting him up and flirting with him? And apparently sleeping with him pretty quickly. Not a very nice one.

Now the real question is what to do about this as said friend also happens to be a co-worker. Ugh... I know ... what the hell was I thinking mixing business with pleasure??? You can't be friends with co-workers and involve them in your personal life and not expect the occasional mess. Now I have to see this bitch everyday and be nice or at least polite for the sake of professionalism. Grrrr... more grin and bear it. Lesson. Learned.
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