Friday, September 19, 2014

Get Up for Gameday in Tallahassee


Doing something a little different this Friday and linking up with Sarah cause I am pretty much all football all the time right now. As in Noles, Falcons, Lions, Spartans, my Fantasy Team... yeah all of those guys. It's a big day for FSU tomorrow as we take on Clemson in what is always a big rivalry match up. If you happen to be heading to Tally lucky you, say Hi to all of my friends... womp womp... cause I'll be in Atlanta watching from my couch.

If you are in Tally make sure you hit the Friday Night Block Party aka The Downtown Get Down. It's food, music, the marching band, the cheerleaders... basically like going to the game without going to the game. And there's beer.


Oh and ESPN will be there broadcasting live for Gameday so it's gonna  look a lil something like this on Saturday morning, so make sure you stop by for that.


So you can see Mr. Lee Corso, FSU alum, pick the Seminoles once again....


If you are not sure what to wear, have no fear, we like glitter in Tally so feel free to cover yourself in it or at least find these guys for a photo op. They are slightly famous, the Glitter Guys.


But if you want to see this doofus you will have to wait until the second half because his azzz will be riding the bench until then.... ya heard!!!!

So looks like tomorrow this guy gets the start of his career. Make me proud Sean. I won't mind looking at him for 2 quarters at all.


Everybody have a great weekend and GO NOLES!!!!!

Venus Trapped in Mars

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Perspective & Insanity

Perspective is a beautiful thing. It gives us the opportunity to stand back and look at things from a distance. I have mentioned before that I feel like I am stuck  in the same place, like I'm on the treadmill for the last few years. And the crazy thing is, is that I have perspective. I can see what I am doing wrong, why I am stuck, but taking the steps to change it is terrifying me. It all really hinges on fear, fear of the unknown. What if I step off  or lose my footing and become like one of those hilarious treadmill gifs... pants pulled down, shoes flying across the room? The thought of this gives me major anxiety, the thought of failing miserably that is. So, I shove it back in, pretend it's not happening, have a glass of wine, go see my doc and get something for the anxiousness that is crippling. And then I can function. Mostly function anyway. Cause I just stay on the treadmill doing the same thing but hoping for a different outcome.

I think this may in fact be the textbook definition of insanity. Lol... honestly I am starting to feel a little crazy. More than usual anyway. But I am working on it....

On a lighter note, at least any stupid idiotic think I might do will not end up making national news... thank God! Here is someone else who should also have some perspective, our beloved Heisman winning quarterback at FSU, Jameis Winston. What in the hell is wrong with this kid??  Will he never learn? He's suspended for the first half of the Clemson game this Saturday for standing on a table in the student union yelling out this little nugget....



Really Jameis? What in the hell are you thinking man? Maybe he's insane. 

Go Noles!

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Humpday Confessions



Oh lawd lots I could be confessin up in here this week. Like if I could pick a theme song for myself right now it would def be Shake it Off. I love this song, never thought I would say that about a T-Swift tune.

This week, I wish you were over already. But I must say, one day with no phone calls from you know who and I am already feeling much better.

FU people who keep butting into my business. And just because you say "I'm just trying to help or mediate" doesn't make it ok. It's not your business.

I had 892 page views yesterday as opposed to my normal 300 or so. Does anyone know why this happens every once in awhile? I can't figure it out but it happens periodically. Weird. 

I got something in the mail yesterday that was a total GOOD surprise. I open the mail with dread in my soul every day because it's usually a bill of some sort or a debt related correspondence thanks ex-douchebag. And since my bday has passed I wasn't expecting any gifts but I think what I got may be a blessing in disguise. I don't want to jinx it. But it involves $$$$$$$. Woohoo!!!!

All the men in my life that I am not related to by blood can go suck a bag of dicks. Each and every one of you is pissing me the fuck off. So... yeah... ugh. 

My teenager is so wise beyond her years, I just can't believe I made her. I was upset and teary on Monday and she was comforting ME, which seems wrong I know but it was so sweet. We were talking about moving and I said "what if we have to live somewhere awful?" and she plainly looked at me and shrugged her shoulders and said "then we'll make it great... we'll make it fun". I have the most amazing kids, truly. 

Of course I am linking up with Kathy today as always.... so hump this Ian. 

Vodka and Soda


Oh and hey guess what??? If you don't have anything else going on please join me on Monday Sept. 22 for the See My City Link up with Jess and Natalie to talk about 5 things in your city that go on during the most glorious of seasons... Fall. You can click on this and get all the deets!!


Livin' On Sweet Tea

Happy Humpday... and thanks for all the love yesterday:)