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Thursday, January 19, 2017

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Hello, I was going to do a confessions sort of thing yesterday then I got sidetracked by my bullet journal on Tuesday night. So today is your lucky day for random things in my head and in my life.

I drank a shot of apple cider vinegar Wednesday morning. I did. Ok, I mixed it with water and held my nose and drank it so not exactly a shot but still. I have been reading for years about all of the benefits of it so I figured why not try it out? Disclaimer, it tastes fucking horrible and my stomach felt a little queasy afterward but other than that no issues. Among about a billion other things it helps weight loss so seems like as good a time as any to give it a shot. Anyone do this?

I deleted my Bumble profile the other day. I had been talking to 3 or 4 guys  and I just decided to shut that shit down. This one, seemingly normal dude in an appropriate age range, invited me to go here with him on a first date and I was like you know what? I'm out. A Korean sauna. What? No. Goodbye.

I swear to God if I say I am going to start online dating again anytime in the near future someone please just message me the words "Korean sauna." Thanks.

I am really annoyed with people that keep telling me carbs are good, fat is the devil and that I need to track macros. Ok, it's my daughter. My 18 year old daughter and possibly her 18 year old boyfriend thinks she knows more than I do. I generally don't get annoyed by that but when it comes to food, diets, healthy eating... sorry but I have like 35 years of experience here. Teens are annoying. Payback is a bitch.

Speaking of my healthy eating experience, You guys know how I'm a fancy donut connoisseur?  I am both happy and irritated that the recently crowned "best donut in Atlanta" is coming to my section of the burbs. Damn it to hell but Sarah Donuts is opening up a store like a minute from my house. This is the one that they are famous for, the Sunflower. Ugh. It's so pretty though.

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Just when I think they can't make anymore shows that will suck the ever loving life out of my soul and make me cry, they do this. Anyone else?

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I am starting to have that panicky feeling that I will step on the scale in 2 weeks and there will be no progress. Kind of like this. I died...

I am supposed to be all full of Tiger Blood this week and feeling all invincible at this point in the Whole30 and I am kind of blah. I think I am starting to get a little stir crazy. I haven't been to any of my places or out with my squad in weeks. I am missing muh fraands. I'll resurface in a few weeks, till then I am laying low.

Happy Thursday!!


  1. hahahah teens! they think they know it all. i remember being one of those teens and i look back now and think "my god, i was a fucking idiot back then".

    i have ACV regularly -- i made salad dressing with it. instead of balsamic, i use ACV :)

  2. Ah, 18...when we think we know everything but really know nothing. Now, almost 40...I don't think I know anything but I actually do know some things.

    MFD drinks ACV regularly - but use Bragg's or something with The Mother in it, not just the off brand from the grocery store.

  3. I love This Is Us! So good.

    Lol I just started online dating again & I definitely have those moments of "why the hell am I doing this?!"

  4. That doughnut looks yummy! I've heard good things about 'This Is Us'. I need to set out a day to binge watch it.