Humpday Confessions & Hashtag Fun

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

When we make regular examinations of conscience, we become quite aware of how much we can rack up in one day.

Ok so yes I do... and that means confession time is here. So lez go...

I volunteered to make an event program for an FSU alumni event next week just so I could go for FREE and meet Coach Jimbo Fisher. Newsflash... I have no idea how nor do I have time to do it so like a good Mom, I bribed my 16 year old with a Zac Brown concert tank top to do it for me. Still cheaper than the price of the ticket to the event.... #helpyourselfish #briberyforthewin

I totally feel like I am sucking at life since I went back to work. Mostly all of the little mundane crap like oh I don't know... cooking, cleaning, laundry... seems to be falling to the wayside in favor of kids activities and Amy's personal fun time on the weeknights and weekends. #askmehowmuchicare

Ever since my daughter got her licence I have been slaving her with trips to the grocery store, gas station, shuttling her siblings around. I love it and I feel freeeeee... if I have to pay for all this extra insurance I am damn well getting my money's worth! #16yearsaslave

I have been craving cheesecake. Like I want to roll around in it craving it... Don't know why... and I was thinking back lovingly to the last time I ate it. Pretty sure it was last July for my son's birthday. I think that entitles me to a trip to the Factory soon. #staytunedfor #cheesecakefactoryflow #itsgonnabeahashtag

I'm still in a perpetual state of irritation by the constant presence of one or all of my children every weekend that is supposed to be mine. As in kid free. I think I am going to have to go out of town to get away from them. #motheroftheyear #nominateme #runningawaydoessolveproblems

Happy Humpday Betches!

Linking up with Lolo and Lauren for Hashtag Humpday and Melissa for confessions.

9 comments :

Kathy@MoreCoffeeLessTalkyMay 13, 2015 at 7:00 AM
when my kid starts to drive, you bet she's going to be my chauffeur just like i'm hers now! payback's a bitch! LOL kidding. but not really.....
SMD @ lifeaccordingtostephMay 13, 2015 at 8:41 AM
I would totally use a kid as a driver if I was paying for their insurance. No shame!
Teh MeganMay 13, 2015 at 8:45 AM
Since starting "real life job" in January, I've been such shit at all things housework. Almost to the point of slovenly. I considered it a win that I vacuumed half the house this weekend. I don't live in a mansion.. so really it's unacceptable, but what about my ME time?! I have to give Mr. Scrooge praise for doing the dishes, but when it comes to everything else, that seems to be my job which I get no reward for. What gives?
Kateri Von StealMay 13, 2015 at 10:14 AM
Running away does fix things! Hahahahahaha - Yeah, I feel slightly awful when all I want to do is runaway from my son. But - it's better for both of our sanity

And cheesecake - drools
Life with LoloMay 13, 2015 at 10:31 AM
Oh man, I feel you on the sucking at life thing lately. Since the BF is out of town I do nothing, nothing but Netflix binge after work instead of anything productive like doing dishes or going to the gym. The struggle is real.
Kasey At The BatMay 13, 2015 at 11:55 AM
wait isn't that what 16 year olds with a license are for? chauffeuring and designated driving?
Brittany AlwaysMay 13, 2015 at 2:45 PM
My mom totally did the same thing for me. And my 18th birthday was a HUGE celebration because then I could buy her cigarettes too. I don't know if she left the house for days at a time.
Kerry @ Till Then Smile OftenMay 13, 2015 at 7:23 PM
I have low carb cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory for my birthdays. So good! I think you need to run away this weekend! ;)
BLovedBostonMay 14, 2015 at 2:20 PM
Did your 16 y/o make that - better than some marketing people I work with! Oh gosh that last gif is too funny! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston