Thursday Confessions On Being A Slacker

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Oh hey... as my descent into the Summer of 2015 Debauchery continues it has occurred to me that the party is about to come to an abrupt end. My kids go back to school in 3 weeks... from today. 

This means that my lazy weekday mornings where I get to just get myself up, make my own lunch, get ready and out the door are O.V.E.R. My nights out playing tennis and bar hopping will also likely come to an end as the tiny humans will be back at my house full time 24/7, non-stop, day in and day out. Do I sound excited? Y'all .. I love my kiddoes but not gonna lie...summer time schedules are the shizzzz. And also since their Dad is worthless as far as financial support I have zero guilt that they spend as many hours as humanly possible with him during the summer. He can feed them and provide for their needs for a few months every year. Unless they need to go to the doctor, then I step in a la last weekend. But that is another story.

I love being a Mom and a responsible individual cough cough but I literally feel like I have been on vacation for the last 6 weeks. And unfortunately or fortunately depending on how you look at it I have not been here as much. But on the plus side I have been out living life and this summer has been pretty damn awesome so far. On the minus side I have abdicated a few of my adult responsibilities because ... lezbihonest...I hate them.

My yard looks like shit. It looks nice immediately after my teenage boy neighbor cuts it but the beds are out of control due to large amounts of rain and ungodly hot temperatures which apparently weeds like.

I have been paying the bills and I got one big one paid off... OMFG this is excellent news... but the ones I need to fight with have taken a back seat. Comcast I am looking at you, ya fucktards. Come at me bro. I have been a customer for 15 years, why must we fight every year on our anniversary???

My weekend diet has been pretty much a shitshow of beer, wine and salads & pizza for the last 6 weeks. I have been pretty good M-F but between Friday happy hour and Monday morning I can honestly say you probably made better choices in college. Do I regret one chip, shot, slice of pizza or bloody Mary? A thousand times no. Balance is key though. And I need to reign it in. Whole30 Round 2 is coming. Stay tuned...

What else can I confess?? Well actually the party won't officially be over for a few more weeks when I will be hosting the most epic party of the summer. Resetting the party juju in my house for the first time in a long time. Stay tuned for that too...
Happy Thursday!


  1. it's amazing how fast the summer flies by. i agree about the summer schedule -- kayla is home with me for 2 days of the week and i love those lazy mornings we get up when we want, not have to rush out the door to make it for school

  2. three weeks!? dayum they start back early!??
    I'm dreading september when soccer season starts back up, I'm afraid it will put a crimp in my gym/foodprep routine.

  3. Hurrah for a re-set party! You need to sage smudge your house my friend!

  4. Wait they go back in 3 weeks? Already? Epic party for the win!