Halloween is one of my favorite holidays and would you believe it is only 10 days away??? I am also a huge fan of scary movies, but the classics like Friday the 13th, Halloween, Amityville Horror, The Excorcist... you get the idea. The ones that make you laugh a little now because yes, they are scary but a bit over the top too. Soooo in honor of that and because I am slammed at work, I have decided to revisit one of my all time favorite Halloween posts today. This is really more of a PSA because these are things we all know but apparently bear repeating because in the heat of a terrifying moment common sense is lost. Just lookin out for you guys... you're welcome
If your dream house looks like it's a possessed four eyed bat at night, don't buy it.
If a mass murder occurred in your dream house don't buy it.
If your dream house was built on a cemetery or any type of human or animal burial site... DO. NOT. BUY. IT.
If you're kind of slutty looking the killer is coming for you first. Especially if you have big boobs. And you're alone.
Don't answer the phone when you are babysitting.
If you are in the dark and you hear heavy breathing don't get all excited and think it's your boyfriend.
Grown women should not wear pig tails. Ever.
For God's sake don't trip over things.
The television should not talk back to you.
Get out of the haunted house... just go already!!!
Asking the killer not to kill you rarely works, even if you say please.
If you hear a strange noise don't go investigate alone Nancy Drew.
Don't ever take a shower or try to hide in the bathroom. There is no way out of there you fool!
When travelling in the woods or the desert, don't take shortcuts. Or stop at abandoned buildings.
Don't go canoeing alone.
When the power goes out don't hide in the basement.
If your kid starts speaking Latin, be worried, be very worried.
If it's overly foggy or misty, don't go out.
If a beam of light comes out of the sky don't get out of the truck.
And last but not least aliens, chainsaws, meat hooks, mummies, werewolves, ghosts, shape shifters, cornfields and flesh eating zombies are all signs of bad things to come.
Happy Halloween to all the slutty cheerleaders/cops/witches/french maids/nurses and pirates out there:)