Humpday Confessions & Hashtags

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Happy Humpday hookers! Time to confess yo deep dark secrets with Me and Kathy and Nadine. And Hashtags with Lolo and Lauren... Go!

I guess I should have taken a picture of my own dog and shamed him but you get the idea here. Monday night my dog ate my entire dinner, licked the dish clean. Granted it was only a ramekin of left over Mac and Cheese but it was mine. Went upstairs to check on sick teenage girl, came back down and the dish was exactly where I left it... just with not a scrap of food left in it. #sneakysonofabitch

"If I don't look into your eyes, it'll be fine...don't look into the eyes...don't look into the eyes" Hahahaha :D):

Speaking of my sick teenager... someone gets their drama from their Dad. #pleaseshootme

It's almost time for for me to order a new planner since mine runs out at the end of the year. Why oh why oh why did EC have to come out with a ROSE GOLD life planner???? To torture me that's why, clearly. So $75 is pretty darn steep but is it really when I will be using it daily for 18 mos? I still love my last one as much as the day I bought it. I think it's worth it. I can drop that in the bar on a football weekend without batting an eye. #idontevenreallycare #butyoucanweighin

Introducing our NEW Limited Edition Rose Gold (Ready to Ship) LifePlanner!:

Have a special guest in town tomorrow and we are going to partake in some Gastro Pub fare at the well known Wrecking Bar Brew Pub in Atlanta... Beer and fancy bar food... yes please. #beerisgood #ballsinyoface

Our Cheddarwurst Corn Pups

Cheddarwurst Corn Pups and ... Beer

So every year for Thanksgiving I like to serve or bring with me a signature cocktail. This year I pick this: The Apple Pie On the Rocks... 1 oz. vanilla vodka, 1 oz. Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, 4 oz. organic apple juice. #organic #really #ithinkalcoholcancelsitout

Apple Pie on the Rocks 1 oz. Vanilla Vodka 1 oz. Fireball Whiskey 4 oz. Organic Apple Juice:

I was kind of happy to see Rhonda Rousey go down this past weekend. I was in a bar  for 100 hours watching her last fight that took like 12 seconds and was not impressed with her attitude before or after. Something about her just rubbed me the wrong way and seemed disingenuous.  Buh bye.... #mamasaidknockyouout

Thanksgiving is next week!!!! 

This is going to be my first one, I think, without kids. It's weird but it has just worked out that way for the last few years since we don't adhere to  strict holiday schedule and I usually go see my family or they come here. It's gonna be even weirder since I'm not cooking and I won't have my kids. I was thinking back on all the years when my kids were babies and toddlers that we had 20 people for dinner and I cooked for days. I miss it. I hope that I have some years like that ahead of me because for me, those are some of the greatest memories of my youth. But I have a place to go and people to be with so I won't be alone, I only have to make one dish and I get to show up and eat and drink!


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#Hashtaghumpday @ Genuinely Lauren


  1. hahahahah i can't get enough of all the ronda KO memes...they win everything. if she weren't so cocky, i would have felt bad for her but that bitch deserved everything she got, including embarrassment from running her mouth all the goddamn time. during interviews, people will ask if she thinks she can beat others in a different weight division and she legit said: i can be anyone, esp those in my division, with one hand. WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT?!

  2. Pets are the worst at that. We have this semi-pathetic little one eyed cat... he tries to steal anything we're eating... and often succeeds. #rude We've started putting him in the bathroom when we eat. I did NOT need to see that planner. OH NO! Sucked into the planner vortex, yet again.... XO -Alexandra

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  3. My planner is running out too...but I can't rationalize spending $75 on a new one. I'd rather use the cash for my bar tab :) What is the planner you currently use and love? I'm trying to wait to get mine for Christmas but am struggling....I LOVE planning :)

    1. I know right? I currently have a regular Erin Condren Life Planner that was $50 and I love it. But I do love the bar too sooooo....

  4. I love reading the dog shaming (and cat shaming) memes, they never fail to make me laugh! I bought my planner for $20 this past summer when all the school supplies were out at my local bookstore. It's been the best $20 planner and I can't imagine spending any more than that!

  5. Oh my gosh, the only thing worse than a sick teenage girl is a sick grown man - death will become one of them because of their serious, serious illness aka the common cold. Tee hee!

  6. Man colds are the worst, followed by teenager colds apparently!!! Ummmm
    Cheddarwurst Corn Pups??? Clearly need to check that out next time I am in Atlanta! Your signature cocktail sounds fabulous!!!! And I am glad Ronda lost too. Clearly she was too busy taking interviews and talking shit to train hard like her opponent!

  7. I could scroll through dog shaming for hours, lmao I can't believe they ate all the mac n cheese... I would've been devastated!
    I want a fancy planner so bad but they're so expensive. I know that the cost works itself out over the course of using it daily but just the thought of dropping that much on a planner makes my asshole pucker.

  8. I love my EC planner! Sometimes I cringe when I think about how much I paid for a planner but I use it EVERY DAY like you mentioned!

  9. When you break the planner down by day, it's pennies.