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I confess... linking up with Kathy for some more of the usual confessing... I too am in need of a blogging break. Time to collect my thoughts and just sit with them for a minute. Feeling blah, staring at the blank screen is overwhelming.
I am extremely frustrated with my whole fitness plan. Something that used to work is not working anymore. I feel like I need to do a cleanse or fast or something for a few days to re-ignite the whole process. Can anyone relate to this? If you have a cleanse or a tea-tox or something that you swear by please tell me!!! Master cleanse??? This scares me but I really want to try it. I don't even care if it makes me shit all day at work, the way I look at it is I would be basically getting paid to shit my brains out and lose weight at the same time... win win.
The managers cocktail hour is a beautiful thing in a low budget hotel. I might be getting the side eye from the actual manger for inviting all my friends over every night but still... totally worth it. I think it's hilarious to see all the guests shoveling in as much free food and alcohol as they can. I guess because it's free??? It's kinda funny and pathetic!
Other than my kids I don't really need to see anyone on regular basis... I luh ya papi... but No.
Funnel cakes should be a fast food item. Seriously, think about it, a funnel cake drive thru... you just pick your toppings. And drive away in shame.
I can't wait for RHONJ to start up again... I'm sorry... I know it's so bad. Dina is back and I can't stand her. Her and her stupid gay husband and hairless cats. This franchise is the most over the top to me and I miss these crazy bitches.
I bagged out on my ladies tennis team on Sunday so I can lay my fat ass by the pool at my little hotel all day long. #notevensorry
My hair is so long it officially gets stuck in my armpits. Whaaaaa??? Yes it does.
I've been in a hotel alone for a couple of days now and it reminds me of how glorious it was to be single and kidless. I miss my kids.. but still. And breakfast is prepared for me every day. And the maid service... I wish they could come home with me.
The managers cocktail hour is a beautiful thing in a low budget hotel. I might be getting the side eye from the actual manger for inviting all my friends over every night but still... totally worth it. I think it's hilarious to see all the guests shoveling in as much free food and alcohol as they can. I guess because it's free??? It's kinda funny and pathetic!
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Other than my kids I don't really need to see anyone on regular basis... I luh ya papi... but No.
Funnel cakes should be a fast food item. Seriously, think about it, a funnel cake drive thru... you just pick your toppings. And drive away in shame.
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I bagged out on my ladies tennis team on Sunday so I can lay my fat ass by the pool at my little hotel all day long. #notevensorry
My hotel is directly behind a Burger Fi, like a 2 minute walk thru the parking lot directly behind. This is all I smell every time I step outside. #fuckmehard I really want to go for a run and pick up a double cheeseburger on my way back... in my sweaty running clothes... just jog right into the restaurant for the full effect.
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My hair is so long it officially gets stuck in my armpits. Whaaaaa??? Yes it does.
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I've been in a hotel alone for a couple of days now and it reminds me of how glorious it was to be single and kidless. I miss my kids.. but still. And breakfast is prepared for me every day. And the maid service... I wish they could come home with me.
Happy Humpday Hookers!
OMG I want a funnel cake like NOW lol yummy!
ReplyDeleteIts nice to have some me time every now and then and you're rocking it girl!
wait why isn't funnel cake a fast food item? And hey looks like hotel livin is working out! I have never even heard of manager's cocktail hour???
ReplyDeletehow awesome is it to live in a hotel? and omg Funnel Cakes are to die far. And the burger looks good. Lucky you.
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Hey Amy!! I too have totally fallen off the healthy band wagon!! I am always so cautious about the cleanse thing. I hear a lot of Docters on t.v. say its not the best thing to do to your body but everyone's different!! And omg that burger look amazing!! Having a burger joint behind the hotel must be glorious!! Have fun Amy!! ;D XO
ReplyDeleteLisa,xo
Funnel cake drive thru.. def a drive of shame but imagine the hangover effects.
ReplyDeleteBlogger's writing block is hitting hard this week as well! It happens....I blame summer and laziness!
ReplyDeleteOh man a "master cleanse" freaks me out too...primarily because I have like an hour commute to work and I fear that I will end up shitting my pants while stuck in traffic. Knowing my luck...it'll happen.
ReplyDeleteEEEEKKKK master cleanse?! NO WAY! Check out Ardens Garden girl!!
ReplyDeleteP.S. - I am totally with you on the RHONJ, CAN'T WAIT
The great thing about living here is that I can get funnel cakes about 9 months of the year!
ReplyDeleteThey are opening a Burgerfi here, have you ever tried it?
Funnel Cakes really should be available...EVERYWHERE!
ReplyDeleteOh... I totally agree!!!!
DeleteI know what you mean about needing a reboot on fitness to start seeing results - I get to a certain point and then nothing!!! Let me know if what you try works!! I would have skipped out on tennis too for a nice leisurely time by the pool!
ReplyDeletewe have famous funnel cakes at canada's wonderland where we're at practically every weekend and i can smell it EVERYWHERE. i resist the temptation though, and i never go there when i'm pmsing otherwise feeding frenzy.
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Vodka and Soda
I need to try funnel cake!!!
ReplyDeleteLaying out a pool totally outweighs tennis. Good decision.
ReplyDeleteYou should probably market that funnel cake only restaurant idea. You'd have a customer for life right here, baby!
ReplyDeleteok i so need to try a funnel cake!
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