Finish the Sentence with Jake & Holly

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

It's a Link up with Jake & Holly looking dapper in their mint green pants. Did you two crazy kids plan that??? Jake, you are supposed to be wearing Khaki's... but I digress. button

My happy place... Santa Rosa Beach, FL or any beach for that matter with my toes in the water, ass in the sand, cold beer in my hand watching hot young guys throw football and imagining myself "Mrs. Robinson-ing" them. Yes, that's a verb. And never you mind what it means.

Whatever happened to... the 3 martini lunch? Let's bring it back people. Business lunches are boring and uncomfortable, they would be way more fun if everyone was a little McDrunky.

So what if I.... Secretly like to embarrass my kids. Like when my teenage daughter's boy friend came over last week I yelled up to her room... "hey Olive Oil.... Mr. Dreamboat is at the door" hee hee hee

E! needs a reality show about... me cause... I'm every woman, It's all in me. Anything you
want done baby I do it naturally. Whoa whoa whoa ...Whoa whoa whoa (seriously cause you couldn't make this shit up)

My go-to fast food meal is... Taco Bell Mexican Pizza. It must be eaten with a spork. Preferably with a large Diet Pepsi in the front seat of my car. In the Target parking lot by my office. I'm shameless.

You might not know that I... have big boobs. Cause this is a blog and you can't see me... at least I haven't sunk to the level of selfie boob shots yet... God help me. 

The hottest quarterback in the NFL is... Mark Sanchez of the Jets... Aye Papi

If I could... make appetizers for every meal I would. Because I could totally live on pigs in a blanket, artichoke dip, hummus, french onion dip, bruschetta, and anything wrapped in puff pastry or filo dough. Don't lie... you know you could too.

My personality is awesome because... I'm easy (hey now, well maybe a little). Easy to get along with, easy on the eyes, easy to please, easy going, easy to talk to. This girl is 100% low drama mama. Thank you good people at Pfizer. 

Twerking is....  (/twɜrkɪŋ/) is a type of dancing in which the dancer, usually a woman, shakes her hips in an up-and-down bouncing motion, causing the dancer's buttocks to shake, "wobble" and "jiggle".[1] According to the Oxford Dictionary Online, to twerk is "to dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance".[2]
The word twerking is of uncertain origin. Possibilities include a contraction of "footwork", or a portmanteau of twist and jerk.
Ha Ha Ha... Buttocks.

I think it's super gross when... people talk about taking a shit. I don't want to know if you are dropping fish off at the pond, busting a grumpy, taking the Browns to the Superbowl, laying some cable or any of that. It's gross... stop it. 

Someone needs to tell Miley Cyrus.... She's 20. No one needs to tell her anything because she hasn't  acquired the life experience yet to make educated decisions even when told. Remember all the stupid shit you did when you were 20? Give the girl a break already people. Doing ridiculous things is what being young is all about!

Love you long time Jake & Holly:)


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