My Fave Urban Dictionary Words of the Week...

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Thursday, February 27, 2014

First one of my classic favorites...

I think everyone should know the meaning of this first one cause I caught 2 of my kids singing along with it this week and I had to tell them to stop it... because it doesn't mean what you think it means and I said so. Ick....
Used in Beyonce's song Drunk in Love referring to a sex position. The sex position is when the male is on the bottom laying and the girl grinds and fucks him as if she was sitting on a surfboard. The song lyric goes..

"Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard....Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swervin, surfing all of this good, good"
Fill the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard.

Yo, dude she did the surfboard on me last night. I felt like I was fucking Beyonce.


I think we can all relate to this one....
Abbreviation for: you only live once, might as well make it tasty

A phrase used as a means to rationalize an inhumanely high intake of unhealthy but delicious foods or beverages: cake, ice cream, any 'all-you-can-eat' restaurant meal, etc...
Fatass 1: "Dude, you know ihop has ayce pancakes now?"
Fatass 2: "Oh god... we shouldn't... but... yolomawmit."



I say this under my breath a lot when the girl who sits next to me at work is talking...

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."



I Google everything... shit works

When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.
I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!



Saturday.... I will be doing this. 

Taking on the night life after taking care of business during the day.
I am going Batman until the morning after working all day.



Laters,
5 comments on "My Fave Urban Dictionary Words of the Week..."
  1. I had no idea that Beyonce was singing about a sexual position. CLUELESS.

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  2. Thank you for schooling me on these....I don't think I knew any of them but I like going Batman....that one is a keeper for sure!

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