I Give You The Hot Men of Sochi....

Tonight is the opening ceremony of the 2014 Winter Olympic games so I think we should all take a moment to really focus on the history and the traditions and just how amazing the spirit of the Olympics truly is. Ok, now that that's out of the way let's take the rest of our time together to take a peek at the international goods. 
 Henrik Lundqvist Age:31 Nationality:Sweden Sport: Ice Hockey
Gives me a whole new mental picture of Swedish Meatballs. Absolut-ly.


Aksel Lund Svindal Age:31 Nationality: Norway Sport: Alpine Ski Race
Oh Aksel, a Norwegian God form the land of the Vikings. He's 6'-5"... le sigh. Come sail thru my Fjord:)

Bode Miller Age:36 Nationality: USA Sport: Alpine Ski Race
Bode Bode Bode. You admitted to skiing wasted at the Olympics.  I think I love you. Call me:)

Tim Burke Age:32 Nationality: USA Sport: Biathlon
Cross country skiing and rifle shooting combined. Can you say effing Bad-ASS!!!


Team Norway - Curling
I don't get this sport at all but cute men in Chevron suits? You had me at cute men in Chevron suits.

And I know this has nothing to do with hot men but I am going to be horrified and embarrassed if team USA shows up in my Grandmothers Ugly Olympic Christmas sweater. Really Ralph Lauren??? This monstrosity is the best you could come up with? I bet he scribbled this on a napkin as a joke over some holiday egg nog and some fool ran with it. 

Maybe they will at least be allowed to wear the peas coats. They are kind of cool. Kind of.  I had one in high school. But it's a classic so I'll give you that Ralph.


And because it wouldn't be Friday without backin our azzzes up with Whitney. Here's a little Uprising by Muse. When I play this I feel like I can do some serious Olympic type shit. 
                                    And because I can and it's the Olympics I'm linking up with Say-rahhhh too. 
                                         

   

U-S-A!     U-S-A!     U-S-A!