I Give You The Hot Men of Sochi....

Friday, February 7, 2014

Tonight is the opening ceremony of the 2014 Winter Olympic games so I think we should all take a moment to really focus on the history and the traditions and just how amazing the spirit of the Olympics truly is. Ok, now that that's out of the way let's take the rest of our time together to take a peek at the international goods. 

 Henrik Lundqvist
Sport: Ice Hockey

Gives me a whole new mental picture of Swedish Meatballs. Absolut-ly.

Aksel Lund Svindal
Nationality: Norway
Sport: Alpine Ski Race

Oh Aksel, a Norwegian God form the land of the Vikings. He's 6'-5"... le sigh. Come sail thru my Fjord:)
Sochi Winter Olympics 2014 - 15 hottest male athletes - Aksel Lund Svindal

Bode Miller
Nationality: USA
Sport: Alpine Ski Race

Bode Bode Bode. You admitted to skiing wasted at the Olympics.  I think I love you. Call me:)
Sochi Winter Olympics 2014 - 15 hottest male athletes - Bode Miller

Tim Burke
Nationality: USA
Sport: Biathlon

Cross country skiing and rifle shooting combined. Can you say effing Bad-ASS!!!
Sochi Winter Olympics 2014 - 15 hottest male athletes - Tim Burke

Team Norway - Curling

I don't get this sport at all but cute men in Chevron suits? You had me at cute men in Chevron suits.

And I know this has nothing to do with hot men but I am going to be horrified and embarrassed if team USA shows up in my Grandmothers Ugly Olympic Christmas sweater. Really Ralph Lauren??? This monstrosity is the best you could come up with? I bet he scribbled this on a napkin as a joke over some holiday egg nog and some fool ran with it. 


Maybe they will at least be allowed to wear the peas coats. They are kind of cool. Kind of. 
I had one in high school. But it's a classic so I'll give you that Ralph.


And because it wouldn't be Friday without backin our azzzes up with Whitney. Here's a little Uprising by Muse. When I play this I feel like I can do some serious Olympic type shit. 

Uprising (Album Version) by Muse on Grooveshark
And because I can and it's the Olympics I'm linking up with Say-rahhhh too. 

                                         Venus Trapped in Mars
U-S-A!     U-S-A!     U-S-A!


  1. so that Aksel Lund Svindal guy? precisely why i want to visit all the nordic countries when i eventually tour europe. hello, hot vikings? YES, PLEASE

    Vodka and Soda

  2. Ahhhh hot guys that are not to young for me! Henrik the hockey player is all ruggedly hot, what a great Friday post!

  3. got me wanting to watch it that's for dang sure.

    hey.....I'm looking for some guest bloggers. would you be interested? if so i'd appreciate it.

  4. You make me giggle . . . every damn time. A fantastic highlight of the Olympic "goods" . . . Aksel might be my fave. Delish.

  5. i went to high school with david backes (hockey) and i was totally curious to see if he'd be on this post! lol! good picks though!

  6. I'm confused by the curling suits, but then again, I'm confused by curling. I watched Bode go last night!! (Or do I call it Ski? Or play? I'm not sure the olympics just throw me and cause me to be the dumbest sports fan ever!!)