Christmas Finish the Sentence....

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Time for a lil Christmastime Linky partay with these two cuties. Just in time cause my brain is on overload and I needed a topic to discuss so her you would have it...  Enjoy some of my crazy!


1. My favorite Christmas was.... the year my then boyfriend flew us out to Aspen on his private jet. He had a massive house right at the base of the slopes where you could just put your ski's on and go. He wasn't very attractive though so I ended up dumping him. I am still kicking myself in the ass for that one. Cause I am far less idealistic now and I know that money truly can buy happiness.

2. The worst Christmas I had... was the year that my future in-laws were coming over for the first time to meet my parents. They brought an ornament as a gift and when my Dad tried to hang it on the tree he lost his balance, fell into the tree, knocking it over and split his pants. Apparently he had a little too much egg nog!

3. That one gift that made me scratch my head and say, "Hmmmm" was... a used frying pan. Don't ask. Grandma dranks....

4. One year I.... pick something... I am sure I have done it.

5. I think the worst gift to give is.... something homemade. Unless you are Martha Stewart or something. No body wants your crappy craft project. Buy me something dammit like a normal person!

6. At Christmastime I typically.... over serve myself on purpose. It's sort of a family tradition to just get blasted and stumble your way thru the holidays with a sloppy smile. I am Polish after all.

7. Typically, family Christmas....are brought to you by the FDA and the good people at Pfizer.

8. If I could change one thing about the Holiday season.... I would send everyone a card full, and I mean full, of glitter. Year after year after year.

9. It is so hard to buy for....not me! Cash and gift cards are always appreciated!

10. My favorite Christmas tradition is... Justin Timberlake's junk in a box:)

11. Santa, baby, bring me  .... some junk in a box:)



  1. this made my day. all of your answers are spot on.
    whoever says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.
    thanks for linking with us, and have a great weekend!

  2. a used frying pan?!?! omg! that's hilarious!