I Got a Date With The Po-Po

Thursday, January 16, 2014

So I have a date on Saturday night with.... dun dun dunnnnnn.... a Cop!!!! He seems really sweet and cute but here's the facts jack... I am scurred of the po-lice. I am and it is totally irrational I know because I am not a criminal. I was married to one, well sorta but that's another post altogether. I am just one of those weirdo's that starts to panic at the sight of the police. I guess it goes back to the one time in college I was arrested. 

But I digress... he apparently is smart type of cop too because in less than a few days of brief casual text messages he figured out the magic secret formula to winning a date with this girl right here.

1. He asked... as in "Would you like to go out?"
2. He provided a date... as in "How about Sat. night?"
3.  He indicated a plan... (my fave) "How about some drinks?"


Really Not really but the point is if you know any woefully single guys out there trying to get a date here is the magic formula to get one with me. Just ask and tell me when and where. If you are reasonable cute and not too serial killerish I will likely accept. It is unbelievable to me how many guys will text for weeks and never ask me out. WTF is the point of that???

And as for my irrational fear I am guessing I will be able to keep it under control long enough to get through the date. Unless of course he shows up in uniform driving his cop car. Yikers!!! And if you follow me here and have read some of my dating horror stories this is a distinct possibility. Cause I have a knack for picking them.

Stay outta trouble girlies!


  1. New follower here.....I'm married to a cop and they aren't all that bad. Hope you have a great time!!! Don't be nervous!

  2. just go, you never know, right? and if it doesn't work out, at least you gave it a shot :)

    Vodka and Soda

  3. "Not too serial killer ish" LOL. I can't wait to hear about this! Good luck!

  4. Blahaha! I can not quit giggling over the last GIF! I want some sweet ass white boots like that! Anywaysss, enjoy your date girlie, be sure and lock up that cookie jar though. LOL!

  5. You never know. Maybe the uniform could come in handy. ;)

  6. A man with a plan... off to a good start. Can't wait to hear about it! :)

  7. Totally with you! Nothing backs me backtrack on saying yes more than "Sooo...uhhh what do you want to do?" Have fun!!

  8. I hope he shows up to your date in short shorts like that!

  9. I too am one of those weirdos with an irrational fear of the po. Annnnd I'm also a law abiding citizen. Surprisingly Blogland has made me feel less alone with this particular phobia. Maybe we should start a support group.
    Anyway, I'm reading posts out of order today and have no idea (yet) how your date went or if it happened but I'm about to find out and like Amanda said - I REALLY REALLY hope he showed up in shorts like that! ;)