Same Trailer Different Park - How I am Like Mama June... or not

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

1. She became a grandmother at 32. Mama June's first daughter, Anna "Chickadee" Shannon, had "Baby Kaitlyn" during the first season of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" at the age of 18
Me - I had one Grandmother at 32... close enough

Me - I had lasik surgery once... it's wearing off now
3. Mama June is rarely seen without socks. She has what her family calls "forklift foot," due to an accident and therefore, she usually keeps her socks on.
Me - I hate feet... like really, really hate feet... blech
4. She can't drive. Mama June doesn't drive ... except the occasional go kart.
Me - I hate go karts

5. Bingo is her vice.
Me - There is a bar by my house that has Bingo on Tuesdays... it's fun. I drink there. 
6. She loves to "crop dust" people.
Me - I don't know what this means but I don't think I do it. 

7. She is scared of mayonnaise (or "marannaise"). Mama June has a fear of white condiments, mayo in particular.
Me - I am going to start calling it "marannaise" from now on. 

8. She's a commitment-phobe. Mama June doesn't like the word "marriage." She's only had one other long-term relationship besides her current one with Sugar Bear. The two had a commitment ceremony in May.

Me - I am a commitment phobe but I could use me a Sugar Bear.
9. Mama June and Sugar Bear met in an online chat room designed for hookups.
Me - I have met people on line who I unfortuantely hooked up with. 
10. Her nickname is Coupon Queen.
Me - My nickname is Wine Drinking Slut

11. Each of her four children has a different father. Sugar Bear is Alana's biological father.
Me - All of my kids have the same biological father... I will never learn.

12. Since "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" started, Mama June has lost more than 100 pounds.
Me - Since "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" started, I have lost precious time and IQ points I can never get back. 

Wait.... What?


  1. If you really don't know what crop dusting is, it is when you have the stinky and silent walking farts and you leave a trail of stench behind and people walk through it and smell it not sure where it came from. This sort of thing usually happens in Walmart. Yes, my name is Lisa, I live in Alabama and know what crop dusting is.

  2. Lisa Williams! You did NOT just give the definition of crop dusting!!! Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard. I'm coming over to your house tonight, opening the front door, crop dusting you and running back to my house!

    1. Omg... you girls are so funny!!! That is disgusting!!! I can't believe I didn't know what it was!

  3. Just stop! This was hilarious Amy! You were actually benefitting more than you know from the lack of crop dusting occurring in your life!

  4. This is awesome. I hate feet too! And even thinking about what a forklift foot is makes me cringe. Good to know that lasik will just wear off- I've been tempted.

  5. This is too funny! I'd rather be wine drinking slut than coupon queen any day!

  6. How do you NOT know what crop dusting is?! I thought you and I could be great friends but after hearing that... I just don't know anymore. ;P