Friday the 13th Favorites

I can't believe it's Friday oh... and also the night when all the freaks my ex-husband are filled with rage and acting a fool. That's right it's the muther effing full moon on Friday the 13th. Apparently this will not occur again for 35 years. So we are making history today people... do something epic... like link up with Amanda for some Friday Favorites!

I am getting a late start due to being a lazy heifer all week and not pre-planning a darn thing blog related. It's a good thing my head is abuzz with good stuff, I hope, and lots of favorites to share....

First up a new favorite Urban Dictionary word. I don't know about you guys but a lot of times before I go out I have a nice cocktail at home. A little pre-gaming if you will. Usually a nice glass of wine or a fun hand crafted bevvie. Little did I know there was actual terminology for this... much like the amuse bouche you get in a fancy pants restaurant. I give you the...

   

amuse booze

A small fancy drink at home before you go out to drink more.

I'm going to have a glass of champagne as my amuse booze before I go to brunch for more drinks.

by Jmarsh5 June 08, 2014

I am currently all fan-girl over a few people on the planet including but not limited to the Zac Brown Band. And it also really melts my butter when I get some fan girl recognition from some famous people that I stalk, IG, tweet to, etc. And it's pretty funny how often it happens on social media but it still makes me happy happy... I know... dorkalicious

And because as I said I didn't do much any pre-planning let's just get to some funny stuff ...

Who, at one time or another, has not imagined their dog doing human things... and how freaking hysterical it would be?

I have nightmares about showing up at a party on the wrong night....

The new season of Honey Boo Boo started this week, or as my 8 year old calls them... that special needs family.

And you know it's that time when your moods swing whiplash is in full effect causing you to go from zero to hero on a dime... y'all know what I'm talkin about

22 Jump Street opens today. Channing Tatum-um-um-um-yum and Jonah Hill is also hilarious... yay for stupid funny movies.

I love everything in it's place... this makes me want to vomit and pee my pants at the same time.... follow the salesperson.

I am always telling my kids not to jump in puddles and this is precisely why...

And don't forget to come link up with me on Tuesday where we will talk some summer shiz.... get the deetz here....

And try not to fall in the pool this weekend like these dorks.

  Have a great weekend everybody!!!