Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe

Thursday, August 28, 2014

So I had my big Dr.'s appointment yesterday and he said I was "boring". That was the best thing he has ever said to me. I am relatively, 100%, unequivocally  uninteresting to my cardiologist. I used to puzzle and perplex him because he could not figure out what was going on with me. I think I have told my heart splitting in half aka Aortic Dissection story here already so I will spare you all the details but suffice to say stress and anxiety are a whore faced bitch and a half. And they wreak havoc on your heart... body, mind and soul. But this post is not going to be a medical lesson, y'all can google your own shit like me, but seriously don't do that. I just walked out of that office yesterday feeling like a million bucks. And I still feel pretty damn good even though I've had to see the most hated person for two whole days now, the one that loves to try to eff up everyone else me in the office. 

Coincidentally Urban Dictionary word of the day... would ya looka hee-ah.....

Somebody who tells on everyone for everything. Sometimes nobody is doing anything wrong but a snitch bitch will make up something. Maybe because they want more attention, or they want to become popular, so they think its kool, or that's just who they are.
Person one: man, i can't go out.
Person two: what did you do?
Person one: nothing. I was doing backflips and stuff like that. next thing I know, my mom found out.

Person two: Really doe? who told on you? what a snitch bitch!

But I have been completely ignoring her all week. Like she's invisible ignoring her. (Thanks Kathy) And I love it, it's awesome to just blow by someone and not speak or make any kind of eye contact and laugh a little inside. 

And NCAA football kicks off tonight and we have a 3 day weekend and I'm not dying. Ok, I was never dying, just paranoid. It's like I'm walkin on sunshine. 

Lindsey you know I had to. 

Great Day to all.....


  1. This may be one time boring is good! high five for walking out without having the Dr tell you horrible news. It's always a little easier to breathe.

  2. Yay for good news! AND QUADRUPLE YAY for finding a way to incorporate my favorite sniffer and her sunshine walk!!!

  3. I'm in can always ask me and I'll tell you that you're going to be okay ;-)

  4. Oh yes I know allll about those snitch bitches - I just ignore them and walk by too!

  5. hells yes to ignoring bitches who don't deserve your time!

    and yay for the good cardio news :)

  6. um, hells yeah to all of this. dont waste your time with those bitches! yay for good news, you go girl!