Fave Urban Dictionary Words April Edition

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

So I haven't done an Urban Dictionary post in awhile and honestly there have been some really great words we have missed. Take today's word for example...

A person that will do anything for food.

Someone that is always around where food is.
You are such a food whore , you smelled food and you got her ASAP.

In a nutshell this describes me. And in honor of my very repeated recent vow renewal to live a healthier life and shed some tonnage I thought we should all start here. Because I think most of us have a little bit of food whore in us. I do and I own it. And if you don't I am not sure we can be friends. But I still love you...bitch

Next.... sadly if you are blessed with tig ol' bitties you will someday experience this and it sux hind tit.
When a girl is on her back naked and her titties fall to the side and reach her arm pits
I hooked up with girl last night she an an amazing ass but the worst set of armpitties.

 Moving on....have you ever started a new job and thought someone was a total asshat for the first few months or so never even having spoken to them? This might be why....

similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher
Naw dude Aidan's chill, he just has a resting douche face.

And sadly this seems to be every guy I have ever met via Internet Dating. As in "I'd really like to go out with you, how bout I come to your house and you cook me dinner?"  How about you GFYS?

The complete opposite of a sugardaddy, one who tries, but is broke and fronting.
Man, I said I wanted a new comforter set from Macy's not the goodwill....he is such a saltdaddy!

And how could I pass this one up? Because everyone else gets to post about poop, bathroom etiquette, fart roulette.... I got to get on this bandwagon. Let me be the first to tell you about the....

That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.
Make sure you put a full length mirror near your bathroom so you can take full advantage of your morning-skinny

You're welcome. 

Now leave me some food whore love and tell me which one of these you most relate to?


  1. BAHAHAHAHAHA "armpitties" BAHAHAAH! I'm dying!

  2. Resting Douche Face for the win!!!

  3. bahahahhaa oh my Lord....these are genius! I am a major food whore and I only weigh myself (when I can find my scale) in the mornings with no clothes on.....that is it. Saltdaddy hadn't heard that one before but definitely making note!

  4. made me laugh. i needed that after my day