Humpday Confessions & Shit

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Good Morning and Happy Humpday! We have had some amazing weather here lately which has put me in an awesome mood. I have been able to get outside and do things without freezing or sweating my ass off for the last week and it has been glorious. I know that in about 10 seconds it will be 111 degrees though because summer starts about 3 days after spring in Georgia. #hotterthanawhorehouseonnickelnight

The IRS finally got it's shit together and processed my return. Slow ass mother effers. Only took them 6 weeks. Seriously, I had one job last year and no assets. How hard can it be? #nowgimmedatmoney

I find that 90% of the time lately I am not stressed. I'm actually happy and feeling good about things, hopeful even. This is weird given my current life status. #nojobnomoneynomannoproblems

This working out every damn day with Jillian is exhausting. I keep thinking when is my rest day, oh yeah there isn't one. But I took one last weekend. On the positive the workouts are getting easier to nail. I think my partner already fell off the wagon one week in. I'm trying to be empathetic but I am all in my zone right now. Come on loser. #getonmylevel

I had a guy contact me on POF this week and offer to lick my tattoos. You read that right. #whendidthisbecomeathing

On another note I actually have 2 nice guy prospects on the horizon so, maybe a good date this weekend who knows. #orimightjustwatchnetflixinmyfatpants

Happy Wednesday People.

Linking up with Lolo & Lauren!

10 comments :

Kristin OMarch 18, 2015 at 9:57 AM
Good luck with the dates!! I told Mike we would go to Happy Hour for his birthday friday so I actually have to make myself look presentable. boo. And um...ew to the tattoo licker. #freakshow
Samantha @ 24 to 30March 18, 2015 at 10:02 AM
SIX WEEKS?!!!!!!! Holy crap! I was getting pissy when they were pushing two weeks with our return. What the heck!
sarahMarch 18, 2015 at 10:28 AM
good luck on the dates!! (why do people have to be so frickin weird?!)
Pamela @ alittleglitter.comMarch 18, 2015 at 10:33 AM
I cant wait to hear about your dates! Thank you for share about the weirdo tattoo-licker. That never became a thing because it is gross.
Kerry @ Till Then Smile OftenMarch 18, 2015 at 12:28 PM
Yeah for tax refunds!! Tattoo licker really?! Why?! Dudes are weird!
SMD @ lifeaccordingtostephMarch 18, 2015 at 2:04 PM
I vote for netflix in fat pants.

Lindsay T.March 18, 2015 at 2:18 PM
lick your tattoos. You need to be keeping track of these to write a book. I just...
Kathy@MoreCoffeeLessTalkyMarch 18, 2015 at 4:06 PM
shit, you remind me that i have to call my accountant to get my tax shit started!!

i also ran out and bought some essential oils - found lemon and this amazing orange and grapefruit one so now i can't wait to do laundry! yes , i just said that.
Life with LoloMarch 19, 2015 at 1:11 PM
Lick your tattoos? Holy weirdo! Ugh I still really need to do my taxes, it's on the agenda this weekend. Boooo.
Kay R.March 22, 2015 at 12:15 AM
Yay for you having good date prospects and feeling good so much. wtf - lick your tattoos??