Humpday Confessions For My People

Wednesday, May 7, 2014


I confess...

First and foremost I feel damn skippy... that's really good in old lady speak. I am killing it with my food and exercise. Beast mode up in hurrrr.


I don't get how POF can have all the same people on it for months and Tinder has all new people I've never seen before. I thought all single people had to be on all the dating sites. Isn't that a rule or something?
This pretty much sums it up.


I confess I go back and enter 5 days worth of my fitness pal entries at a time. For who? For my follower (s) of course. Like his.
Whaaaat???? Do you guys not know about the Techno Viking? Click here

For the last six or eight months I have been averaging about 4-6 hours of sleep a night. If I go to bed earlier I just can't get it all done. This is a problem I can't seem to solve. I really don't know how I'm functioning mostly. But they say that Martha Stewart sleeps like 3 to 4 hours a night.

 I confess I love Taco Bell and I really want to try their new breakfast waffle taco. This looks like junk food heaven to me!

I have my first real live verified celebrity follower on Twitter. Mr. Josh McDermitt aka Dr. Eugene Porter or "the Mullett" from The Walking Dead. They are back filming in GA and I invited him over for dinner. We tweeted. He followed me. My stalker plan is working. What... it could happen!

And I confess I don't know why this makes me laugh so freaking hard but it just does.

Love, peace and chicken grease, 


  1. for some strange reason, i stared at that viking raver far longer than i should have hahahahahah!! and i only need about 6.5hrs of sleep at night. i guess old hags don't need as much sleep since we'll sleep all we can when we're dead?

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

  2. I could never function on that little sleep. Get some rest, girl!

  3. Mmmm... TACO BELL!!! I haven't tried the breakfast yet either. One of Pete's friends tried one of everything on the first morning it came out! haha

  4. I love the first gif where he's shooting the dude or whatever. i just find it funny. not sure why and i'm probably weird for saying that but its hilarious to me.

  5. I need at least 10 hours of sleep a night, when Little K was a baby I was like a strung out druggie but my only drug was lack of sleep. I am so glad those days are over.

  6. Haha the Batman one made me laugh so hard. I watched it over & over. The whole Tinder/POF thing confuses me too & I agree...all single people should be on dating sites.

  7. I haven't tried the taco bell breakfast yet, but it looks really interesting. I'm not sure I want to go all the way to saying it looks "good", but I am definitely going to try it some time. I am one of those people who usually needs at least 8 hours of sleep at night, otherwise I am a complete disaster. I don't know how you have managed with only 6.5 a night...I'd be such a mess.

  8. stop it that last gif I just watched it 5 times in a row and I am still cracking up. I got like 7 hours of sleep last night and I don't know what to do with myself today. I mean I honestly try to shoot for that but there really isn't enough hours in the day to get it all done right? Wait what is that techno Viking???? How am I just learning about this?????

  9. I really really really want him to come to dinner at your house.

    I feel like while I don't need less sleep as I age, I can perform better on less sleep? Does that make any sense?

  10. Hey Amy!! Omg omg Eugene from TWD tweeted and followed you?? Holy molley that is bee-yond awesome!! That right there is a #winning lol!! ;D


  11. The sleep one is so me! I swear I cannot sleep any earlier!